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[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 56 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"hairy armpits"

when lara is in the middle of the jungle, Lara doesn't forget what's most important: making herself presentable to men.

[-] Ocommie63@lemmygrad.ml 31 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Idk what the og commenter is yapping about, i cant see any hair there

[-] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

she should have LEDs pointed at her pits to erase the shadows

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[-] Beaver@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

When Lara is receiving unwanted attention from men, she know exactly what to present them with: gunpoint-alt

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

She's a woman, of course she wants attention from men. That's like, her entire existence

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[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 49 points 9 months ago
[-] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago

Look they've never touched a boob, how would they know?

[-] motherofmonsters@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

Also, have they even played with the boobems? All sizes are fun

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 39 points 9 months ago

Even when there's a literal picture of what she'll look like they still reject reality and substitute their own to get angry at michael-laugh

spoiler

I did already see some nerd rage channel say this specific redesign has a "man face" in a thumbnail though

[-] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 37 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

gamers are such snowflakes, getting offended by the stupidest most inconsequential shit

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

It’s about ethics in journalism

[-] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

:PIGPOOPBALLS:

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 36 points 9 months ago

which way, western man?

>it's different NOOOOO

>it's the same NOOOOO

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 33 points 9 months ago

Am I the only one who thinks this is the hottest Lara Croft has ever looked? And gamers are complaining? Wtf?

[-] lorty@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 9 months ago

Imagine being attracted to actual women rather than imaginary depictions of them

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago

Wdym I shouldn't be able to see the rest of her body, her breasts should be so big she can't walk and has to roll around

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 19 points 9 months ago

Retvrn to tradition.

Her breasts should be triangles.

[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 9 months ago

Her breasts should look like an Aztec sacrificial altar.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

Boob Raider. It's exactly like Tomb Raider, except you play as one giant boob. Your equipment just floats alongside you, you don't have arms or legs. This is the future we could have if it wasn't for the wokes!

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[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 32 points 9 months ago

Chest no longer triangular. 1/10

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 31 points 9 months ago

We're going to get to the stage where the design is a naked porn star and they'll still cry like babies that it's not porn enough for them.

It's so pathetic and funny lmao

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

"her pubes are too shaved/unshaved!!!!"

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

The split will be 50/50 people calling shaven-fans pedophiles and people calling unshaven-fans filthy and unclean wtf

[-] bunnygirl@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

she doesn't even have vagina bones 😭😭😭😭

[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 9 months ago

Body hair!? Like some sort of disgusting mammal? 🤮

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

Who shaves their pubes in the shape of a heart? This is ridiculous wokeness!

[-] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

It doesn’t look like my cartoonish abominations I made with midjourney! Unacceptable!

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[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 9 months ago

G*mers when they see a picture of a beautiful woman: eww gross cooties

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago

just the most pathetic manbaby shit

[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

noooo I need my videogames to be softcore pooorn

the only time I agreed with gamers complaining about a woman in a video game was Metroid Other M

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

fucking baby brain, just write rule 34 lara croft into ANY search engine and you will find more porn than you will EVER fucking need freeze-gamer

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

is that an image of the redesign? she literally looks the same to me

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

frothingfash I play the games for the stories.

"Is the new I read Playboy for the articles" with these chuds.

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

Tf is a butter knife booty?

[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 9 months ago

"Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean: like butter that has been scraped over too much bread."

An ass like Bilbo I guess?

[-] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

Like Bilbo if he was coke thin; Do-blow Baggins, if you will

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

Take a butter knife. Pointy endnup. Thats the leg. The bend is the ass. Not very prominent.

[-] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

gamers mad the female protag that spends 90% of the game running and climbing mountains has a toned ass instead of something that looks like two bald men making out with a trash bag stretched over their heads

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

tagline material

[-] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

WHERES MY CYBERTRUCK TITS NETFLIX?

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

This is not my Lara Croft. My Lara Croft looks like a Silent Hill Monster that will chest bump you to death if you walk into the fog.

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

Tifa still has massive breasts under a sports bra and gamers are still mad, bro she looks ridiculous already

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

God these losers have never actually seen a woman up close and it shows.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I don't know wtf a butter knife body is but I know that isnt one.

So many of these guys complaining about female video game characters must be incredibly closeted gay men, it's the only thing that makes sense to me. They'll look at a 10/10 dimepiece smokeshow and find ANY excuse not to find her attractive

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[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

Ok, ass culture has gone too far. If that’s considered a flat ass I don’t want whatever you’re advocating for.

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[-] Cromalin@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

man if those are a-cups what the fuck do i have going on?

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

How to tell the whole world you have never seen the size tag on a bra up close

[-] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

For anyone curious, cup size is the difference in inches between the band size and the bust size. So you measure just below the breasts to get the band size and then measure at the widest part of the bust and subtract. An A cup is a 1” difference. To say she’s got an A cup is ridiculous. Everyone fills out their bras differently and different brands will vary, but holy shit.

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