"hairy armpits"
when lara is in the middle of the jungle, Lara doesn't forget what's most important: making herself presentable to men.
Idk what the og commenter is yapping about, i cant see any hair there
she should have LEDs pointed at her pits to erase the shadows
When Lara is receiving unwanted attention from men, she know exactly what to present them with: 
She's a woman, of course she wants attention from men. That's like, her entire existence
Those are not A Cups lmao
Look they've never touched a boob, how would they know?
Also, have they even played with the boobems? All sizes are fun
Even when there's a literal picture of what she'll look like they still reject reality and substitute their own to get angry at 
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I did already see some nerd rage channel say this specific redesign has a "man face" in a thumbnail though
gamers are such snowflakes, getting offended by the stupidest most inconsequential shit
It’s about ethics in journalism
:PIGPOOPBALLS:
which way, western man?
>it's different 
>it's the same
Am I the only one who thinks this is the hottest Lara Croft has ever looked? And gamers are complaining? Wtf?
Imagine being attracted to actual women rather than imaginary depictions of them
Wdym I shouldn't be able to see the rest of her body, her breasts should be so big she can't walk and has to roll around
Retvrn to tradition.
Her breasts should be triangles.
Her breasts should look like an Aztec sacrificial altar.
Boob Raider. It's exactly like Tomb Raider, except you play as one giant boob. Your equipment just floats alongside you, you don't have arms or legs. This is the future we could have if it wasn't for the wokes!
Chest no longer triangular. 1/10
We're going to get to the stage where the design is a naked porn star and they'll still cry like babies that it's not porn enough for them.
It's so pathetic and funny lmao
"her pubes are too shaved/unshaved!!!!"
The split will be 50/50 people calling shaven-fans pedophiles and people calling unshaven-fans filthy and unclean 
she doesn't even have vagina bones 😭😭😭😭
Body hair!? Like some sort of disgusting mammal? 🤮
Who shaves their pubes in the shape of a heart? This is ridiculous wokeness!
It doesn’t look like my cartoonish abominations I made with midjourney! Unacceptable!
G*mers when they see a picture of a beautiful woman: eww gross cooties
just the most pathetic manbaby shit
noooo I need my videogames to be softcore pooorn
the only time I agreed with gamers complaining about a woman in a video game was Metroid Other M
fucking baby brain, just write rule 34 lara croft into ANY search engine and you will find more porn than you will EVER fucking need 
is that an image of the redesign? she literally looks the same to me
I play the games for the stories.
"Is the new I read Playboy for the articles" with these chuds.
Tf is a butter knife booty?
"Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean: like butter that has been scraped over too much bread."
An ass like Bilbo I guess?
Like Bilbo if he was coke thin; Do-blow Baggins, if you will
Take a butter knife. Pointy endnup. Thats the leg. The bend is the ass. Not very prominent.
gamers mad the female protag that spends 90% of the game running and climbing mountains has a toned ass instead of something that looks like two bald men making out with a trash bag stretched over their heads
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WHERES MY CYBERTRUCK TITS NETFLIX?
This is not my Lara Croft. My Lara Croft looks like a Silent Hill Monster that will chest bump you to death if you walk into the fog.
Tifa still has massive breasts under a sports bra and gamers are still mad, bro she looks ridiculous already
God these losers have never actually seen a woman up close and it shows.
I don't know wtf a butter knife body is but I know that isnt one.
So many of these guys complaining about female video game characters must be incredibly closeted gay men, it's the only thing that makes sense to me. They'll look at a 10/10 dimepiece smokeshow and find ANY excuse not to find her attractive
Ok, ass culture has gone too far. If that’s considered a flat ass I don’t want whatever you’re advocating for.
man if those are a-cups what the fuck do i have going on?
How to tell the whole world you have never seen the size tag on a bra up close
For anyone curious, cup size is the difference in inches between the band size and the bust size. So you measure just below the breasts to get the band size and then measure at the widest part of the bust and subtract. An A cup is a 1” difference. To say she’s got an A cup is ridiculous. Everyone fills out their bras differently and different brands will vary, but holy shit.
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