I do self-criticism constantly because I’m trapped in a Maoist cult where comrades (white terrorists) criticize me mercilessly for having a fascist credit card (VISA Silver Signature Rewards)
They won’t let me order vegan pizza anymore because the phone is fascist and “summoning my pizza slaves with a bourgeois app” is “bad vibes”
This is the moment that I finally realize that the Maoist cult was right all along.
Where is this from?
I think this is where it's from. Just something someone came up with that caught on and became a meme here.
Thanks, truly the face of modern opression.
he spent more on doordash than I make in a year isn't that fun
Dudes spending half a million Rand on DoorDash FFS. I know you can't compare currencies and shit, but that's enough for a large family to live comfortably in South Africa, in a nice suburban housing complex even.
First world excess really makes me angry for some reason lol.
They make their own food dork
Also imagine posting such a self own of your taste buds, I always eat at a hole in the wall ran by a Chinese grandma that berates me for not being a fatass and gives me free food
The best Chinese food is always in a dirty room somewhere with 90% elderly mah jong players and front of house that greet regulars by yelling "WHY ARE YOU HERE!?"
There used to be a Chinese restaurant (or what we call Chinese in Ireland, half of it was chips and curry) near me that had ridiculously cheap meals and the food was amazing. They only accepted cash and even though there was a dining area, the only people who ever sat there were the worker's kids doing their homework. I came to the conclusion that it had to be a front for money laundering because the food was so good and so cheap
Now its being gentrified :(
Mob front restaurants are awesome. Some of the best pizza and sandwhich shops in Philadelphia in the us are fronts for the mob. Or were, 20 years ago, i haven't been back in a long time.
I think the stereotype is that if there isn't at least one kid doing homework you should re-consider eating there.
God, immigrant run restaurants. All the stories about doctors and engineers and skilled semastresses and on and on who were shut out of their porfession by racism and regulations so they started restaurants because it's a relatively accessible way to get a small business up and running.
I know a Uzbek couple who were literally particle physicists in the SU and now run a restaurant.
how many fucking fast food places are there in the US? you have one callled fat shack??????
The list was actually cut off, so there's more
Wicked Good Sandwiches
Freddy's Frozen Custard and Steakburgers
Bojangles' Chicken 'n Burritos
Captain D's Seafood Kitchen
Shipley Do-Nuts
Bubbakoo's Burritos
This is like if that one Japanese baseball simulator generated names for American fast food places
Guarantee you those are ghost kitchens and have some of the worst slop known to man.
Freddy’s is a burger chain, Bojangles is a fried chicken chain, Shipley is a donut chain, and I don’t recognize the others. Mfer isn’t even ordering from a local restaurant, just fucking massive chains
WHO THE FUCK DOORDASHES HOOTERS' SHITTY GREASY SLOP? 
Dude probably doesn’t tip on that order and writes in “you got to 
and I didn’t, there’s your tip” in the notes, so it’s actually saving money on the order vs other places.
I know people who order pizza from Chuck-E-Cheese? Who goes there for the food? You go for the weird Star Wars arcade game and the scary animatronics
You go for the weird Star Wars arcade game and the scary animatronics
That feel when you want the weird Star Wars arcade game and the scary animatronics but Chuck-E-Cheese is no more 
Not intentionally, Chuck E Cheese is a ghost kitchen that sells pizza and stuff under another name.
I can't believe no one in this thread mentioned this guy was sued for wage theft of tens of thousands of dollars
maybe this is weird of me but i have nothing but contempt for people who regularly order doordash/grubhub. Something about paying some servant over an app to go buy your treats for you pisses me off
$68.50 on doordash a day? for one person? also i find it hard to believe that someone would be ordering chili's, applebee's, and hooters when those are some of the worst quality food and people only go there to sit down
hold up have you even met americans?
I dated a girl who told me she spent $600/month on take out and she was on a student's budget.
Same. Big sushi order 2-4 times a month. Granted they didnt have a car so.
I used to be embarassed about my sushi habit in college and it was like 60$ every 3-4 months. Man, i miss those nights. We were all so young and dumb and horny and sushi was new and cool. We thought we were so cool in our "fancy" thrifted clothes (back when thrifting was cheap) that didn't really fit, driving beater old cars downtown. It all seems so quaint looking back but at the time it was just amazing being alive.
A lot of people have appalling taste, often just for lack of options or experience. You wouldn't believe the shit Minnesotans eat on purpose even though they don't have to.
$68.50 in door dash is what, $30 of food at menu price before fees and tip?
Which is still high, a hole in the wall restaurant is usually like 20 dollars per person and I usually tip my old Chinese grandma waitress/cook half that because I love her
The column header says sum of subtotal, I think this is before fees, tax, and tip.
This is the most basic list of food to buy. But also: WHO THE FUCK ORDERS $1500 WORTH OF HOOTERS???
Absolutely shameful to order Hooters when there is literally any other wing restaurant around, and I checked, there's two Wingstops near this man. And it's not because it's a breastaurant, it's because the food is terrible.
It is shameful to order Hooters even if you are in the middle of the desert, they magically have a location right there, and you will starve to death if you don’t eat there.
Remember back when wings were, what, 10? 25 cents? "Back in my day you could get a stake dinner for a dollat" except back in my day the minimum was was exactly what it is now. : p shit's gotten so, so much more expensive in the last 20 years.
this stupid bastard has spent three thousand dollars to get chilis employees to microwave things for him remotely
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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