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😡 Astrologers everywhere should be furious 🤬 (hexbear.net)

submitted 8 months ago by quarrk@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 63 points 8 months ago

He said he lost 70% of his portfolio when the trading platform FTX and cryptocurrency Terra/Luna collapsed in 2022. Based on his own analysis done via vedic astrology (which focuses on karma over personality traits), the events that happened to Rocso were driven by the “eclipse of Taurus and Scorpio.”

SMH couldn't predict the collapse.

[-] novibe@lemmy.ml 43 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Amateur… all my Vedic astrology homies got out of Luna in time and are living the top dog life in Montenegro with two baby mamas 😤

Side note, it’s fucking weird seeing crypto or finance bros get into all the “entry-level” spiritual shit. He even says his purpose in this life is “service”. Homie even read The Law Of One and still got into crypto. Like wtf lol

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Truly the embodiment of blob-no-thoughts

[-] novibe@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

No thoughts just vibes

Honestly, kinda jelly

[-] Huldra@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

Typical scorpio.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

If they played Legend of Five Rings they would know that a true Scorpion always make their own future (poisoning, stabbing and gathering incriminating evidence on enemies also helps).

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

Based on his own analysis done via vedic astrology (which focuses on karma over personality traits)

He cut out the fat and went straight to the root of capitalist trading. He’s way ahead of the game

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

Yeah but I tnink he fucked up by only using one kind of astrology, you gotta cross reference at least 2 different astrological systems if you want to have any sort of accuracy

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

Real astrology hasn't been tried yet

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 8 months ago

(which focuses on karma over personality traits)

Uhh...what? I know western "eat pray love" types don't understand a single thing about the eastern philosophies they steal from, but this is outrageous. Does he think karma works like it does in the fallout games?

Oh wait, I get it. This is "prosperity gospel" for the new age crowd.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 48 points 8 months ago

always a bigger grift

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 42 points 8 months ago

all-my-apes-gone

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 36 points 8 months ago

The American media sphere is just all layers of grifters interviewing and commenting on one another now, isn't it?

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

astronaut-2 astronaut-1

[-] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago

peppino-ha get fucked moron

[-] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

so did he blow his parent's $440,000 or where did he get more more than most of us will ever see?

[-] Galli@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

easy to make that kinda money as an astrologer, you just divine which star sign has incoming prosperity and then find out what stocks people with that sign are invested in