I have finally completed my God Positioning System, and there is nothing the Warriors of Light can do to stop me

He's going to make such a cool president

This dude is deffinitely gonna do a Jonestown

Eric Adams announces steamed clams luncheon, shows up with burgers, claims he doesn’t know what a clam is

the recent Chapo episode reading that article about him was 10/10, one of their best in a very long time

I know a huge chunk of his base/political operations are rooted in the black churches, and he needs to throw some bones to them, but my god he does it in such a bizarre and unhinged way.

the car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel

My campaign platform:

• Jesus take the wheel

Using my God Positioning System to get the feng shui just right between Tiamat and Pelor

I hate that these people ever had as much sway as they do, much less are winning the culture war. Seven mountains bullshit