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please non't
sorry cant talk
I gotta get home
to jake off
Jake is in danger someone is hoing to off him.
Jake!? JAKE!?
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Donald Glover is a legend
If I had a dollar bill for every time a boomer called me Jeremiah Johnson back in the '80s, I'd have like a few hundred bucks...
Okay imma jerk off with it.
Doing it now just to be defiant.
Yeah! It's not like... a sexy piece of fruit!
Why does the pear look so boob like?
poobs
You see, I knew you were not strong enough. Not strong enough to resist an innocuous picture of some fruit. So I had to protect you.
I'm in my friend's living room and the urge to go to the bathroom for awhile is intense.
Okay, I won’t.
fuck you i'll do what i want >:c
confused Ace sounds
This Is Not a Bowl of Sexy Fruit
You tried.
this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2024
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