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[-] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Chuck Norris is a theofascist piece of shit.

[-] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

That's only real-world Chuck Norris. You know, the one no-one cares about

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Ok here's something I feel uninformed on. Why?

[-] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Well, for example: do you care about real - world - Chuck's opinions?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't care about him, I just want to know what makes him a theofascist

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He’s just a typical right wing supporter that enjoys conspiracies. Which pretty much makes him a theofacist.

In another article, Norris argued against stimulus relief during the time of COVID-19, quoting a bunch of dead old white guys that we call "the Founding Fathers" to support his position. Apparently, in the article, he pulled those as excerpts from his own book, Black Belt Patriotism. Some of his articles push even further into conspiracy theory-style right-wing talking points, such as this one piece that claims Black Americans have been killed for being "conservative and President Trump supporters." 

https://www.grunge.com/250930/the-truth-about-chuck-norris-hidden-passion/

And scrolling through this shitty site past the lame “facts” gets you things like chuckles being against same sex marriage, if Obama were elected we’d have 1000 years of darkness, him not believing in evolution and being an anti-vaxxer.

https://www.thethings.com/20-things-about-chuck-norris-that-fans-choose-to-ignore/#his-world-of-warcraft-ads

The guy is a shithead.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the info!

[-] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

A big 'ol penchant for theofascism, probably

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

I bet I could get so low in those

[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I feel like if I had that kind of mobility, I'd be capable of almost...well pretty much anything.

[-] Seasoned_Greetings@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah you see, it's your pants that are holding you back man. Well that and your hips

[-] elbucho@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago
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[-] padjakkels@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Is his genitals internal ?

[-] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Real men learn to internalise their balls and tuck their shafts like the pros do it.

[-] padjakkels@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

then I am a fake man 😆

[-] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

They fold and retract for less attack surface and enhanced mobility

[-] padjakkels@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

haha I want that ability!

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

lol it's an edited image. He's actually wearing pants.

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

This just seems like something a banana would post, are you sure you’re not…?

[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Obviously 🚫, 🍌

[-] ButtCheekOnAStick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I don't see a banana in them shorts, so the name checks out.

[-] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

These were actually a thing; they had a high crotch (which allows better mobility; a lowered crotch on jeans and a looser cut will actually restrict mobility), and they had a gusset to allow an even greater range of movement.

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago

TFW:Adult size ._.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago

Jas jetting jold jast jeek

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