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Bologna cup (kbin.melroy.org)
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[-] Splatterphace@lemm.ee 59 points 8 months ago
[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

"Yes I am looking directly at it."

[-] devilish666@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago
[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago

A sandwich but it's fecal matter instead πŸ‘πŸ‘

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 8 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Thanks, I have a feeling this is going to come in very handy πŸ˜„

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 8 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Another banger! Have one of my favorites in return!

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Always happy for a good crowder replacement.

[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

The Hipstet Utseende.

[-] GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'm sorry but we're going to have to ask you to leave.

(I feel like this might read bad... It's just a joke! ;P)

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

We would have accepted "get the fuck out."

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Pocketing this for April 1st

[-] Bleach7297@lemmy.ca 12 points 8 months ago

That's still a ways off, you'll ruin your pants.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I shat them years ago they're perfect for this.

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 11 points 8 months ago

Remember to make a batch of half and half peanut butter and bologna for Halloween.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 8 months ago

I love the way your mind works

[-] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago
[-] orphiebaby@lemm.ee -1 points 8 months ago

c/stupidfood

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

I would absolutely eat like 10 of these in one sitting

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Glass of water but it's actually concentrated prussic acid.

[-] p1mrx@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago

Seems risky, because people don't expect chocolate to need refrigeration.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Found the guy who isn't from Arizona

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Okay I might just make these and leave them in the break room at work

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

The Bologna Cup sounds like an award for excellence in disinformation.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 8 months ago

Brb going to make an award panel, similar to the razzy award for acting.

[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

I thought it was a soccer derby.

[-] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

am i insane for actually wanting to try this

[-] ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Don’t forget to add a layer of mayonnaise in between the bologna.

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Everyday We Stray Further From God's Light

[-] pdnq@feddit.de 3 points 8 months ago

Why is this mortadella without fat? A vegan one? Heresy!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Because it's not mortadella. It's American bologna, which is just a solid pink mass in the same shape of, but otherwise wholly distinct from actual sausage.

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago
[-] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Usually I am against involving the police in non-violent situations....but I'm calling the police

[-] tygerprints@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago

Mmmmm, balogna and chocolate in a cup. Why are we just now inventing this??

[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Because of capitalism. In the beforedays, capitalism was not around. Nothing was invented. But then came capitalism, and inventions were invented. Capitalism excels at inventing and re-inventing and re-bettering things, as cheaply as possible. That's how you get bologna chocolate cupcakes.

[-] tygerprints@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago

And that's why I spell Capitalism, "H" "I". I welcome capitalism in all it's beautiful plastic material forms, including chocolate balogna cups and popcorn buckets with fleshlight appendages.

[-] Fridgeratr@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Must resist downvoting......

[-] readthemessage@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 8 months ago
[-] blahsay@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago
[-] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 0 points 8 months ago

c/stupidfood, please

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