Friendly reminder to not use pokey thing into those grills, use a mounting putty, stick it on there and be satisfied when you pull it off. Same thing if you have wireless earbuds where one ear is a different volume.
I thought I was just going deaf.
Both can be true!
You seem like a glass-half-full kind of person.
Pretty accurate, but I would say a realistic nerd with an audiologist sister-in-law
How do I solve a territorial dispute over who owns the one thunderbolt charger when there used to be two?
Are you in the US? Then either guns or lawsuit
Oh, is Biden injecting 5G into Czechs, too?
Through speakers apparently. Some sound beams. Wait… can speakers produce 5G frequency? O.o
Most of them don't go over 20kHz as this is the max a human can hear. The lowest 5G frequenzy is 450MHz, therefore no, even if you would use sound as a medium.
I was being sarcastic but I learned something so thanks :)
Nah, just cash. That's why the bills are so cartoony now
Ár jů e VíPíeN jůzr ór uan of d hendfl of Čeks eraund hýr?
I'm amazed at just how easily I read that. Good work!
English written in the czech orthography is cursed and i hate it
Dérizen intájr sabredyt dedykejtyd tu Ingliš rytn in véryjus kérsd órtogrefís: ár-sleš-JuropijanSpeling. Nou Lemy eltérnetyf karntly exisc esfárezáj nou.
I understand using alternative orthographies (hell, i was into Shavian for a while) but this one feels weird
Ic vanhándryd prsent ledžit, jůken veryfáj it uis e text-tu-spíč endžin. Uoc rong uisit? Ic very klouz tu Letyn, uič is uér dý alfabet kamz from, end eds ekjůts end ryngs (´°) fór longr vauls, end kerons (ˇ) fór softr konzonenc not evejlebl in d bejsik alfabet. Dí órtogrefy is ólmoust fuly fonetik sou ic ízi tu rýd rytn Ček. Ic uej hárdr dý adr uej bikozov houmounymik pérs lájk i/y, mě/mně, bě/bje etsetera, not tu menšn d horendusli dyfiklt gremr.
Ajem tejkin sam librty uis spejsis bikoz sam uorc blend tugedr in spoukn Ingliš enyuej. Ajkud kýp dabljůz bat dej árnt jůzd in nejtyv uórdz sou áj ryplejs dem uit jůz.
What's happening on Saturday
That's when they send the mind control sound. If you don't destroy all the speakers by then, you will be under their control.
Ah yes, the mind control sound.
It's now Saturday. What happened to those who forgot to do this?!?
They died...
Oh jeez.
Could have been worse
to shreds you say...
Apprexiate the reminder but I remembered to do this yesterday, thank god!
Vampire iPhone, stake through the CPU
Has anyone clicked these to see what we must do?
Once out of curiosity.
It's usually an ad ridden article with AI vomit to make it really long that eventually tells you there's a point update in iOS.
Instructions seem quite clear- pierce your speaker with a toothpick.
Instructions unclear: I have ruptured my eardrum with 1840s style compass
It seems like alternatively you could cross the border to some other country and not have to do this anymore. Slovakia gets all the breaks.
The fuck is this about
I have no idea except in my head I’ve decided it’s about Eurovision.
It's about making you click
Stab your speaker.
Just hit it with a hammer.
What real life event is this referencing?
Aubergine Sunday.
Stab stab stabby stab stability stab.
My wife is a pastry chef and her iPhone holes are full of flour. Is disgusting.
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