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[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 101 points 1 year ago

What a poster. Who else can post like that?

[-] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 82 points 1 year ago

I called him "Weak, Slow Moving, Lethargic, Gutless, and Lazy (New York Post!)"

I like how he is quoting New York Post here!

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 95 points 1 year ago

Citing the reporting on his own previous insults, it's just chefs-kiss

[-] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago

I didn't say it, I am just citing NYP (that is citing me). But also, I did say it, this is what I called him:

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago
[-] LibsEatPoop@hexbear.net 71 points 1 year ago

Why couldn't he just be a poster? He's so good at it. Like, just be a guy who tweets and dunks on people, and everyone will love you. Why you gotta be a fascist.

Hate to see people waste their life doing something their not good at (business, governing, marriage) when they could just spend it tweeting.

[-] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Then Rubio or Cruz would become president in 2016 and they would be much worse. Once Hillary was the Dem nominee, Trump was the best possible GOP option. He hired the same Bush people that Cruz or Rubio would, but was then such a chaos agent that a lot of GOP agenda was stalled. And he was so personally unpopular that he lost in 2020, even against Biden.

[-] CDommunist@hexbear.net 70 points 1 year ago
[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago

he's so messy

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I've said it before, America elected an old queen for president

[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago

why does he have to be so god damn funny

[-] taiphlosion@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Why do you think he's funny? Genuine question.

[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

I think he's just naturally amusing

tweets like the one in the OP is like something straight out of Curb with the pettiness set to 100

and the funniest bits are ALWAYS when he's not trying to be funny, like the fucking burger table feast-1feast-2

[-] taiphlosion@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Guess I just don't get the humor.

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago
[-] taiphlosion@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I'm just autistic but ok

[-] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is this real?

[edit] seems to be real

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

S tier posting

Turns out that being an asshole to other assholes makes for pretty great comedy

[-] grandepequeno@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

The media really fucked up by shadowbanning trump these past 4 years because people were tired of his schtick by 2020 but they're going have to show him again now since he's the frontrunner and they're not tired of him yet

[-] reverendz@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

That pants pooping idiot deserves the Mussolini treatment.

[-] silent_water@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

no no no give him the Napoleon treatment - lock him in a gilded cell with no access to the outside world except 280 characters at a time. tell him the campaign is still going and that his guards are his campaign staffers.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Napoleon Dynamite treatment and he has to live in smalltown Idaho and ride a bicycle everywhere

He's definitely got his mojo back.

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

"And where did that bring you?" trump-who-must-go

[-] taiphlosion@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago

I wish we could hide posts on jerboa cause I really didn't feel like seeing this jackass's dumbfuck posts again.

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago

Trump lowering the barr once again.

[-] NoamParenti@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Wtf did he superimpose his face onto a hate symbol for his avatar?

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