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This is terrible, if it became popular the Koch family line would be extinct in a fortnight!
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Vampires
The diet garlic is 100 times better
I tried it, but it gave me crippling headaches.
When's the last time you saw your reflection in a mirror?
Every day, but I try not to look at it too hard because people tell me I should be starving and suffering from crippling migranes instead of having a body that looks like that.
Tomorrow
I'm sorry, did someone ask you something?
Thought I had answered.
And it gives you cancer 10x faster
It’s funny that someone downvoted this as if it was a real concern lol
I feel like this would be hella similar to a good ginger ale.
Pepsi 1893 Ginger Cola is the greatest soda known to human kind and I am absolutely devastated by the fact that I can't get it anymore.
I like ginger so strong my nose burns thanks
Never heard of it but according to Wikipedia it’s just Pepsi mixed with Ginger Ale, so it’s not like it would be impossible to reproduce with a little extra effort unless you simply HAVE to drink it right out of the can.
If you like ginger beer, Bundaberg is pretty damn good if you can find it. Costco used to carry it, but I haven't looked lately.
If you want super strong, Fever-Tree was actually too much for me. It's a good mixer though for mules if you really want the flavor to come through.
Fever tree is great strong ginger tonic. Check it out, it’s quite spicy.
You equate ginger to garlic?
I mean, I see the similarity, as they are both aromatics, but they are VERY different aromas...
I'm thinking more about the spicy bite than the flavor.
Anchovy was out of stock huh :(
Wouldn't be much of a tuna salad if there was anchovy in it, now would it?
Probably tastes better than the regular flavor tbh
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I tried garlic ice cream once. I found it to be disgusting. Some people liked it though.
They sell that?
It was free at a garlic festival. IDK if they sell it. probably.
Are you paid for all these brand posts or what?
I am honestly unsure which brands would actually pay for making disgusting shitposts containing their products but if you have any leads I'd be happy to take their money.
Carry on that Mad Magazine tradition. 🫡
this post was submitted on 15 May 2024
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