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I knew all that time spent playing World of Tanks would pay off some day.
Too bad most of those are prototypes, unless these count as well
Septic tank. Fish tank. Stocks tanking. Tanks for the memories…
Tank you for träwelling viz Deutsche Bahn...
There is no more tank friendly bahn in Deutschland than the autobahn!
What about tank tank and tank top
Good, good.
What happens if I say M-1?
An M1 is picked at random. Luckily, since helmets, bayonets, and small arms are only rarely wheeled, you're probably in the clear.
"Your chances of being assigned an M1 helmet with wheels are low but not zero."
M1, Tiger, t-82,...wait, I think that might be a calculator.
I am fairly sure a tiger is a big cat.
You mean a Tigger?
The wonderful thing about Tiggers, is that Tiggers are wonderful tanks.
Though they're poor against small arms fire
A big cat is just a very advanced calculator
Water, Oil, Gas, Liquid Nitrogen
no maple syrup or whiskey tanks? Mods, obliterate this user
A Toyota Hilux that's up on cinder blocks because the wheels have all been removed.
Would a Monowheel be considered a "wheeled vehicle" since it's not a vehicle with wheels, but rather a wheel that is a vehicle?
A vehicled wheel, if you will.
- George
- Bob
- Geofry
- Gertrude
- Agetha
- Agness
- Nelly
...what do you mean, that's not what you mean? It's what you said!
Unit is not wheeled, you pass
I totally thought it was gonna be Greg Abbott but with tank treads instead of a wheelchair
Please bring this beautiful thought to life
I should have just used AI lol
No, I love it
Behold my cursed creation
The governor so based, he's making surrounding states more based by osmosis.
Tanktop & Tankbottom
...tracks still have wheels within...
- Veritech Hovertank
- Covenant Wraith
- Stellar 7 Raven
- Hoppity-Hop Howitzer
Hurray for the rural tank.
M10 Booker
Real tankies can only name Soviet and Chinese tanks.
Swamp tank! Plants love it. First, you catch you a hunerd gallons of rain water....
But tracks wrap around gear wheels, so...
M10 GMC. Oooh, no Ersatz M10, just for fun.
bob Semple tank murdering stalin
edit: this isn't midjourney
George.
this post was submitted on 22 May 2024
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