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[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 91 points 5 months ago

🙄 this is why I only date bisexual women. If I said this to any women I'm in a relationship with she would probably say something like, "fuck you" then peg me while annoying asking if I got the pun.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 34 points 5 months ago
[-] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 29 points 5 months ago

It's a win-win, most definitely.

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 29 points 5 months ago

There's not one. Bi women treat but men as equals in bed and straight women bore me

[-] edinbruh@feddit.it 51 points 5 months ago

Straightest Griffith interaction.

Also, fuck Griffith

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 21 points 5 months ago

A sentiment shared both by Griffith haters and Griffith stans

[-] Magnetar@feddit.de 6 points 5 months ago

Griffith is the best best quantum mechanics book I've ever read, what are you on about.

[-] Davidchan@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 5 months ago

Thats the problem. All the twinks and goth girls want to fuck Griffith.

[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Greatest villain, also transition goals

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I could go for some chicken wings.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 48 points 5 months ago

Smh can't stop thinking about Guts

[-] mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 33 points 5 months ago

Rearrangeing Guts has a whole new meaning now.

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 34 points 5 months ago

One of my high school teachers was called miss bussy and I'm not joking about this ethier, that was her actual name

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

Thats wild! I did aswell Must be a common name LMAO!

[-] rustydomino@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago

I read the post title as “Busey”, then opened the post, and got really confused as to what Gary Busey had to do with any of this.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 months ago

He's so hot

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Of you really think about something, somewhere Gary Busey has to do with it. In a weird Busey way, of course, but there is done relation between every single thing in the universe and Gary Busey. Thanks wishes to be him.

[-] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

A bussy is just another word for butthole so no biggie? Girls technically have a bussy too?

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

She should get a strap-on and be happy, that she's apparently not as floppy as her grandma.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

Maybe it's my man brain that's stupid, but can someone explain to me why "boy pussy" is so offensive that you give him the silent treatment?

Like, it makes zero sense. Wtf is a "boy pussy" anyways?

Am I too straight to understand this?

I don't want to offend, I genuinely do not understand. Help me out here.

[-] figjam@midwest.social 5 points 5 months ago

Itz yo butthole

[-] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

Disclaimer: this isn't really my thing, so I have kind of an outsider's understanding and may be incorrect. I'm sure someone will be happy to correct me if I'm wrong about something.

Ok, let's break this down a little. First of all: boy pussy, or "bussy", is not an actual biological orifice that exists, as you may have guessed. Rather, it's a slang term meant to convey the metaphorical sexual concept that a male asshole - usually belonging to a sub/bottom or twink (but the term can apply to anyone willing) - has become an erogenous zone, possibly (depending on usage in dirty talk) that it will never again fulfill any other purpose.

Naturally, since it is a BOY pussy, it's not something that you would find on a woman, so the man in this story, while having sex with his wife, let slip that he was fantasizing about having sex with someone else. This does not seem to be her issue, as she mentions that they are at least somewhat in an open relationship and so him having sex with another woman would not be out of the question. However, she seems to take offense at the idea that he is fantasizing about having sex with another man, which is not something they would presumably have discussed prior to opening their relationship.

Hope this clears things up a little. Cheers!

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago

Thank you! For some reason my brain didn't make the connection between the slag of "bussy" and "boy pussy".

Dunno why she would be upset by it in an open relationship, but okay.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

As a boy pussy, I am offended. And I am going to mince around in frustration.

[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 0 points 5 months ago

First mistake was having an open relationship, start of an unhealthy life together

[-] clockwork_octopus@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

I don’t understand the problem. Obviously, it’s not for you, but why do you care what other people’s relationships look like when you aren’t a part of it?

[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 0 points 5 months ago

Because it's innately unhealthy, but more specifically I don't want to be pressured into cheating on my partner or vice versa because it's become the norm

[-] clockwork_octopus@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I fail to see how someone else’s private relationship defines yours in any way. This sounds less like you have a problem with other people, and more like you have trust issues, whether towards yourself or towards your own partner. Either way, your relationship has nothing to do with anyone else’s, just like theirs has nothing to do with yours. If you don’t want to cheat on your partner, then don’t cheat on your partner.

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago
[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 0 points 5 months ago

You'll never find a lasting relationship lol

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

8 year in my throuple and going strong

[-] Willer@lemmy.world -3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

and reddit will ban you if you dont take this seriously and clown on this post.

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