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[-] CDommunist@hexbear.net 40 points 5 months ago

Albuquerque? Is that a freaking Breaking Bad reference?

[-] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 36 points 5 months ago
[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 36 points 5 months ago
[-] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago

how do you make a plane fly again? no I don't work for boeing

[-] Munrock@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 5 months ago

how do you make a plane fly again?

"Again??" --Boeing Execs

[-] someone@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago

I think we need to give the engineers who designed and built the F-35 the benefit of the doubt in this case. It's entirely possible that the Marine pilot was distracted by malnourishment from a lack of crayons and glue that day.

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago

Needing to refuel between Texas and California is an interesting design choice

[-] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

Skill issue penguin-dance Issue of skill

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

Wow, a new record flight! The boys down at HQ are really close to cracking this aircraft thing!

[-] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago
[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago
[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

I wonder if the MIC will call it a pilot error even if it wasn't. Or is there such a thing as an ultra-mini insta-tornado?

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago
[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

It hit a (Chinese) weather balloon

[-] Ciel@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 5 months ago

CHINESE TORNADOES

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

lol, noted dangerous warzone Albuquerque

[-] Zvyozdochka@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

That leaves like what, only 1 more that can still fly? che-smile

[-] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

seems like a total loss, hell yeah. more praxis than I could hope to do in an entire lifetime

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_Martin_F-35_Lightning_II#Accidents_and_notable_incidents

People were saying in 2000 that the F-35 was a bad engineering idea. When will the West admit defeat and say goodbye to the 4 trillion that's been spent on this thing?

[-] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

idk how the fuck you could possibly spend 4 trillion fucking dollars on this bullshit

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

Lockheed Martin? More like Flintlock Shartin

Just one more govt. contract bro, I promise bro, just one more contract and this plane will be combat ready bro, I promise bro, bro

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

We could have had a roubust space mining and logistics industry with that money. Be on our way to evolve as a species and make a huge dent in scarcity. Instead we decided to revamp the cold war and blow it all up to stay on oil.

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago
[-] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

Comrade Gravity - at it again!

o7 o7 o7

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

The f-35 does work, it's just best used as a suicide bomber.

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago
[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Someone needs to make a mod for Half Life/Black Mesa that makes all the US jets and ospreys crash on their own

[-] Barx@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago
[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago
[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago
[-] buh@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

I hope the ground was ok

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