This woman donated her nose to this man. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 100 points 5 months ago

It's rude to make jokes about her nose because it's the result of an injury that became a big infection.

It's also rude for your flabby ass to make fun of the physical strength she has achieved.

Both assume she owes you beauty by your standards, when she owes you nothing. No woman does.

You want to make fun of her wealth or privilege or DUI, those are fair game.

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

Are those roots fair game? I feel like a princess could have those taken care of.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

I'll allow it.

[-] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

maybe her physical strength is the direct product of being born into wealth and having the time to get ripped?

[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 4 points 5 months ago

Absolutely. That's why billionaires are the most jacked people in the world

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Somehow I would mind just a tiny bit less that we have a billionaire ruling class if they were all just completely swole

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Very likely, but she has to put in the reps.

[-] Chocrates@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I somehow completely missed how jacked she is at first

[-] madcaesar@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Everything you've described might be true, but her appearance has definitely been altered by PEDs.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works -2 points 5 months ago

So you're saying you want some?

It's also possible the doctors put her on steroids for medical reasons and she said to herself, might as well get jacked while I have the opportunity.

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

She is definitely using steroids.

[-] Sorgan71@lemmy.world -4 points 5 months ago

Physical features are also fair game.

[-] Eczpurt@lemmy.world 63 points 5 months ago

Swoldemort

[-] MrFappy@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

I was going to say something to this effect, but not nearly as clever. Bravo!

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 41 points 5 months ago

Oh wow that is a very unflattering photo of her. Just googled her and none of the other photos look like this. She’s only 52!

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 44 points 5 months ago

From the other place:

Princess Kalina's altered nose appearance stems from a series of health issues rather than cosmetic surgery mishaps. Initially, she experienced a seemingly minor injury that led to broken teeth from a fall. The dental repairs introduced a severe infection in her jaw, which required extended treatment and a complex operation to prevent further spread to other parts of her body. The lasting impact of this infection has notably affected the appearance of her nose.

Also:

[-] Smallwater@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

On one hand, I don't want to make fun of her looks, if they're the results of medical complications. That's just mean.

But she'd pull off an amazing Lae'zel cosplay.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 5 months ago

Looking like that, she could be the source of my bruises any day.

[-] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Don't skip leg day.

[-] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Well its not that much worse:

Apparently there are also more normal pictures of her and one that's way worse than this or the op, so my guess is some sort of plastic surgery obsession developing in more recent times

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Looks like they caught her mid-sneeze.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 5 months ago

I don't think the Fred Flintstone outfit is helping either.

[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

I don't think she looks that bad TBH. I just think it's funny that the man has a huuuuge nose and she has none. It's nose inequality!

[-] Werbert@lemmy.world 36 points 5 months ago

Is that Lae'zel?

[-] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Don't be a k'chakhi this shu'kyani clearly just dropped in the material plane to birth that long nosed kainyank.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 36 points 5 months ago

She beat up my sleep paralysis demon

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 24 points 5 months ago

Whatcha lookin' at, smoothskin?

[-] db2@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

I don't remember this in Fallout.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

That's because the ghouls aren't in the room with the boxing ring, or in the boxing gym.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

When you need to return to your kresh but the party leader keeps doing side quests.

[-] TTH4P@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago

Is the boy in the middle their kid? Because the nose-math adds up.

[-] lgmjon64@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Tchk, Issik

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Cromagdalina and Neanderthalin

[-] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

Yikes on bikes.

[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 months ago

No sympathy for monarchs.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 5 months ago

TIL the Marxists didn't get the Bulgarian royals.

Shame.

this post was submitted on 31 May 2024

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