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Oh hey, name cousin
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Never
Stand your ground
Your banana
now kiss
I'd never kiss a banana wtf
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I'm crushed :C
Now go bowling
"yes, officer, right here. The one without the banana."
!foodcrimes@midwest.social
Thats one way to make sure nobody else does
I swear I can tell who grew up with a lot of siblings by how they eat.
And my thought of the day that probably shouldn't be shared is: someone should beat that person within an inch of their life with an orphan.
You monster!
Lock this monster up
Iโll see your picture of a half eaten sandwich and raise you an emoji of a pair of socks: ๐งฆ
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Officer.... Lock him up and throwaway the key.
I used to work with kids. Every now and then I'd eat a banana or hot dog sideways, from the inside-out. They were horrified.
I hate when people use prolly. It feels like I am losing brain cells.
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this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2024
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