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[-] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 113 points 5 months ago

Over half the congregation can’t find the church.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 months ago

Leave it to Stan

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 98 points 5 months ago
[-] abfarid@startrek.website 9 points 5 months ago
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[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 83 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[-] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago
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[-] germtm_@lemmy.world 72 points 5 months ago

didn't know command-line interfaces were religious.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 66 points 5 months ago

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, TempleOS?

[-] Norgur@fedia.io 19 points 5 months ago

Only text based (or CLI-T) ones

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[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 42 points 5 months ago

Most Christian males don't know what a clit is, so this is understandable.

[-] rwhitisissle@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

That's because the clitoris, and by extension the female orgasm, is a myth created by second wave feminists to make straight men seem sexually incompetent.

[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago

I refuse to believe this wasn’t intentional

[-] SynonymousStoat@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

They probably don't even know what a clit is so my guess is it's unintentional.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

They knew what they were doing.

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[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

Oh I've met some pretty innocent Christians. Keep in mind that this is the same group that gets stressed by the word "damn". Think pure thoughts!

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

Most I've met arent any more innocent than anyone else. They just feel guiltier about everything.

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[-] indepndnt@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

So, I grew up in a super religious environment -- which is where I grew up, not necessarily the folks in this picture. But if this was from my childhood, I would imagine it went down like this: there are quite a few people who are 100% bought in to the religious teachings. A few of those folks probably got together and developed this idea. No double entendre meant or understood. But there are also quite a few folks who are at least aware of the real world. Those folks saw this trainwreck unfolding in slow motion. But the problem is, sex is taboo. So what are they going to do? Raise the alarm? Explain to everyone who doesn't know what a clit is? And then, worst of all, explain how they know what a clit is? Oh hell no. That's just never going to happen. So if the team embarrasses themselves, well, I guess that was just God's will.

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[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 29 points 5 months ago

Command line interface?!?! HELP I CANT EXIT VIMM!

[-] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 34 points 5 months ago
[-] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 4 points 5 months ago

:q! is part of the shortcut?

[-] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

You literally type colon q exclamation mark [enter]

: is basically telling vim that you want to execute a command

q is quit

! means without saving

and hit enter to execute it

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[-] darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago

Linux men, they can't find the clit even if you shove it in their faces

[-] unphazed@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago

I am the clit commander!!!!

[-] lando55@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

An offshoot of the LABIA?

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[-] sudo42@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

Great job, men! We finally found it!

[-] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 25 points 5 months ago

Didn't think to dot the "i" huh?

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[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago

They probably have more trouble finding it than most

[-] pufferfisherpowder@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Lol everyone knows it doesn't exist. Or where is it mentioned in the bible?! That's right, nowhere

[-] Welt@lazysoci.al 6 points 5 months ago

You obviously haven't read Clitoridinthians 2:24

[-] Classy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Clitorinthians rolls better

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago
[-] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

It looks kinda like a slow pitch softball team. If that's the case they almost certainly knew because most of the team names are jokes. I knew one team made up exclusively of people in AA and NA and the team's name was "Free Base"

[-] ShaunaTheDead@fedia.io 17 points 5 months ago

If God had a CLI then techies might be more religious.

God --pray "I know I've run my program twice now and it's crashed both times and I've changed nothing in the code, but PLEASE let it work!"

[-] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 months ago

I passed a big church... Building? Idk it looked weird, but it had a bunch of Christian sayings on it, and one of them was "FEAR GO"

Whats wrong with GO?

[-] Halosheep@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago

It's freaking hard man, I don't think I coidl ever master it.

[-] tomkatt@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It's a deeply complex game dating back thousands of years. It's extremely compelling, difficult to learn, and you could spend a lifetime mastering it. I can understand why the church fears it. Who has time for a sermon when you could be studying Tsumego and learning Joseki?

[-] z00s@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Gastrointestinal Obstructions are seriously painful, you can't take that stuff lightly

[-] penquin@lemm.ee 15 points 5 months ago

Clit is a good team. I'm team clit.

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[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago

"Helping you find Jesus"

Dude, isn't it obvious we help people find Jesus, because of the cross? I don't think we need to be so explicit.

You're right....how about:

"Helping you find it"

Perfect!

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

This has to be someones parody stunt and not a real, legitimate thing...right?

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[-] bluewing@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

So many things organizations do when it comes to branding or advertisements should really be be run past just one 12 year boy before the idea gets turned loose, it would take is mere seconds to identify any problems.

But no, the adults are the smart ones...........

They'd probably spank him for pointing it out anyway.

[-] FellowHuman@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Well you don't your organisation to be mistaken for a linux Terminal

[-] koavf@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago
[-] rainerloeten@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

The cross looks like a "T". That's why, I think.

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