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Prepare for trouble and make it double
Make it triple
treble
Start a Pokecule?
Prepare for trouble?
And make it double?
Nay, now thruple?
ACAB INCLUDES THE VOLCEL POLICE
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
whatever the fuck they want
Glad to see most of us here are on the same page that we're definitely banging both Jessie and James
Proud of you comrades 
I put on the cat ears and shout, "Meeeee-owth, that's right!"
lmao, your egg's about to get cracked, James
Use my lickitung on their venusaurs
Knew from the second I saw this thread there would be people here being confidently wrong about them being kids lol. Never fails.
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I remember when Jessie and James were 18 years older than me, now I'm 7 years older than them.
It huuuurts
Jesus I'm like the youngest fucking poster on this website being 20 and all.
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I'll def be blasting off
Slap both they asses till red raw.
I'm taking my pikachu and going home
Washed your anus for nothing
Ask James for fashion advice.
Ask James where his giant tits went
I was looking for trouble,
I'll take it double.
to put it bluntly im sucking em off
Hit my Vaporeon and turn on the Charmander by asking can I suck on your Pigeottoes
incredible post, incredible
Let them play with my electric mouse
Seems like a bad idea
Yeah what if they did something naughty with it
Like keep it confined in a 4 inch sphere and make it fight every minute outside the sphere until it passes out?
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ask the barkeep how these two 17 year olds got in
From both:
Age Unconfirmed[1]
[1] In The Birth of Mewtwo, Jessie's mother Miyamoto wrote a report 20 years before Mewtwo's creation that says she gave away her daughter to be a foster child as a little girl. Jessie is affected by the same lethargy as other adults in Filling the Light with Darkness!
so Jessie would presumably be at least 20, probably early 20s.
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meekly say thank you and speedwalk outside feeling overwhelmed. then cry in an alleyway and throw up (unrelated to their complement.)
Threesome
Them
Hide my Pokemon
Buy her a drink. Ask him to dance.
Appropriate choices, both.
Get in the pokeball.
i give them their own movie because they were the only redeeming quality to pokemon
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