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[-] bulwark@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

I remember that time I was a passenger on a bus that had to jump across something like this. Long story short we couldn't slow down or stop because of the bomb. In the end everyone was alright except for the hostage that got shot in the leg.

[-] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Don't date each other. I've heard relationships based on intense experiences never work.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 4 months ago

I've seen that movie... Keanu Reeves was in it.

[-] superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago
[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Witness me, honey, here, hold my sandwich. Hey kids... KIDS! Settle down back there, jeez... pay attention, we're about to ride all shiny and chrome.

"AWESOME!"

(proceeds to perform a Clark Griswold station wagon jump)

[-] Norgur@fedia.io 6 points 4 months ago

Don't forget to yell "rotate" so you can feel like a real pilot!

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

Worst case scenario, you don't have to work tomorrow

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 months ago

if you’re going fast enough, you can just hydroplane over that flooded road section

[-] FmbyMF@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I will if there's coins on the other side.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Pfft, ez pz

[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago
[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

If you take that left bankshot, sure

[-] Spitzspot@lemmings.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Hold my beer.

this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2024
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