i was leaving house to go to street fest when phone buzz
"Trump is shoot"
"no"
In my kitchen getting my Sisyphussy ate 
Read: doing the GOD DAMNED NEVER ENDING STREAM OF DISHES, and getting mobbed by needy and/or curious pets the whole time. NO, YOU LITTLE SHIT, YOU CAN NOT STICK YOUR HEAD IN THE DISHWASHER. GET AWAY FROM THOSE KNIVES. STOP TRYING TO BEG FOR UPPIES BY CLAWING ME IN THE ASS. DON'T LIE DOWN IN THE WALKWAY LIKE A BEARSKIN RUG WHILE I AM TROMPING BACK AND FORTH WITH POTS AND PANS. 
This is very relatable
Nice try
The grassy knoll 
There was a miscommunication at Langley 
Things just haven't been the same at Langley since H W died. Without him in charge the assassination standards have declined.
CIA assassins used to hit their targets. Can’t anymore because of woke.
I was having a party at my house when my friend came back from taking a piss and announced Trump got shot
So much good posting missed because I was touching grass 
Sitting on my couch watching Hunter x Hunter reaction mashups on YouTube
Ah, my favorite gay anime.
poopin while being motorboated
On a rooftop facing the rally
Book depository building in Texas. Got my directions mixed up.
I was in your walls
Walking my dog
i woke from a short nap and just saw the news mega had 200 new comments
Shitposting after work.
ur mom
Sleeping
Baking.
I was watching Avatar (2009)
I just rewatched avatar for the maybe 10th time after reading your comment. It still stands up. I like the message.
I was waiting to pick up a McDonald's order with my friend before we went to their house to watch some AEW, lol.
Over there.
sleeping
fuckin ur mom
At a party in a cabin in the woods
at a campsite in China
Where I always seem to be when something cool happens: at work
In my kitchen cooking spaghetti
Me and my partner were getting Thai food after kayaking. Was actually quite a nice day.
at a campsite in france
Buying a pizza.
I was legit reading some manga and was about to go to sleep but opened Hexbear and found out that big wet boy got shot and went on for two hours arguing with Reddit liberals about it.
Listening to Hasan, working up the willpower to go workout
Then he swapped over to it live
(I did do a workout though. Later, but still)
sneezing
I was waiting on zepot to arrive, and a notification from the rational national popped up (idk how he is nowadays, haven't really kept up with his perspective on things)
I uh... I was at home playing video games... and I have three witnesses that can vouch!
Shitposting on H E X B E A R . N E T 
Cooking a nice pilaf
Based, how do you make it?
I'm experimenting with some different recipes. I finally got a nice dutch oven, so I'm going a little crazy seeing what I can cook with it
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.