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[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 88 points 4 months ago

My mommy black. My daddy black.

Is that what he thinks black people sound like?

[-] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 59 points 4 months ago
[-] lil_tank@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

They were this close from doing a fried chicken reference

[-] goose@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

I took a semester of Ebonics at Liberty University and this sounds right to me

[-] nocturnedragonite@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 4 months ago

Lol he fucked up, they would have def said Mama if they were really southern like this is trying to come off as

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 72 points 4 months ago

Finally a sequel to

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 67 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I've been Black all my life

I was only black for two weeks back in college

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 39 points 4 months ago

Justin Trudeau, is that you?

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 38 points 4 months ago

I was black and blue for days after falling from the coconut tree

[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 45 points 4 months ago

I've never seen a post like this that has a selfie attached and not think it was a bot

[-] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago

Oh yeah? I am a true HUMAN and I will NEVER call selfieposters bots!

I was born a Human and I will die a Human.

My mommy was human. My daddy was human.

I will NEVER think that as long as I live. Because I am a HUMAN and calling others BOTS is DEMEANING.

Humaning all day every day!

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 34 points 4 months ago

As a native Antarctican, I assert that if you play RDR2, you are a lib.

[-] I_CAST_BEAM_OF_BATS_I_CAST_BOLT_OF_BATS@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Obama went tf off when he obliterated household wealth in black communities fr fr oh shit this is my white investment banker linkedin account abort

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

imagine if you were this guy and you transitioned and your last name is fucking mannarino

[-] Moss@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

imagine ~~if you were this guy and you transitioned and~~ your last name is fucking mannarino

thats already rough enough. sounds like a heckin pupperino but applied to men

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I was born black and i will die white (i dont get enough sun and have a crippling vitamin D deficiency)

[-] TheDeed@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago

Literally me

[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

What a classic

[-] TheDeed@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago

Isn't this the guy that pissed in his own mouth on live stream to own the libs?

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

Nah that was Joey Salads.

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