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[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 125 points 3 months ago

LPT: instead of throwing your playstation away after each game, try turning it off and on again to choose a new game.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 26 points 3 months ago

Don't hide this in the comments. Bring it to the lifehack community

[-] criss_cross@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

Then the Playstation gets dusty and soggy. Better to replace it after each use.

[-] JPSound@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

You can put it in the fridge and It will be okay to play on for a couple more days.

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[-] AShadyRaven@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

......i just want to point out that you havent needed to power off a videogame console to change games since the original playstation in 1997 (or whenever that was, my memory of the Before Times is hazy)

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[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 96 points 3 months ago

Don't be foolin. That's obviously avocado toast you got hidden back there.

[-] variants@possumpat.io 16 points 3 months ago

Are avocados not free, sorry I'm Californian, I survive off avocado toast because it's the cheapest thing

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I love the season when they're 6 for a dollar. Lol

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 58 points 3 months ago

Typical big box shopper. My local farmers market only carries Nintendo Switches. Can easily keep your grocery bill under $400.

[-] Antagnostic@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago

Name brand cheese and peanut butter?

[-] boatsnhos615@lemmings.world 44 points 3 months ago

WHO BUYS 3 SEPARATE BANANAS

[-] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

If that pisses you off, you should come to the store I work at. I shit you not, they sell INDIVIDUALLY PLASTIC-WRAPPED potatoes.

Wasteful dicks.

[-] cheeselover@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Is there any benefit of doing that?

[-] boatsnhos615@lemmings.world 2 points 2 months ago

You can throw directly in microwave

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Generally it's best to take the plastic off but I won't tell you how to live.

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[-] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You can do that with bagged potatoes too. It's called OPEN THE BAG, GRAB A POTATO, AND PUT IT ON A PLATE IN THE MICROWAVE. Lol.

(Obviously wash it first.)

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[-] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I don't know but it pisses me off.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 16 points 3 months ago

One banana for eating.

One banana for smoothie.

One banana for 👀

[-] CRT@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago
[-] boatsnhos615@lemmings.world 2 points 2 months ago

For decoration

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

The what? The what?

The eye that doesn't see the sun

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[-] distantsounds@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago

2 gallons of milk?! that’s just reckless

[-] SupraMario@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

That's not milk, that's white colored water...

[-] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

That's not milk, that's white colored water...

🙄

“If the milk has all the proteins that make milk useful but doesn’t have fat, it isn’t milk!”

Don’t skimshame! There’s nothing wrong with perverts drinking whatever they want!

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[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They probably have two baby cows to feed

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[-] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 30 points 2 months ago
  • Food: $200
  • Data: $150
  • Rent: $800
  • Games, comics, anime, and Funko Pops: $9,210
  • Utilities: $150

Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying.

[-] cicadagen@ani.social 6 points 2 months ago

I'd say cut on rents, go homeless, get a tent. Best way to save money... also, you can spend that more on animes figurines ;)

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

That's way too much on food. I recommend dumpster diving to cut that down.

[-] probableprotogen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 months ago

The real outrage is not buying any games

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 points 3 months ago

They probably got the digital only consoles

[-] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago

The PS5 box is the original disc drive model. It'd be black if it were the digital drive-less model

[-] MSugarhill@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 3 months ago

I man, do you really need sunflower seeds AND spinach?

[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Yes. Put some seeds in a spinach salad and thank me later.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 19 points 3 months ago

The issue here is you buy 3 bananas instead of a bunch or two, it's cheaper that way.

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago

It's one banana. How much would you save? $10?

[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Is it? Where do you live that bananas aren't just sold by the pound (or insert other regional weight measure)?

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[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 months ago

this meme is ripe for dogwhistle material, enjoy it while it lasts

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

The font on the teabag box is the font I would expect to see if a multiplayer game added a “you’ve just been teabagged!” notification feature

[-] bquintb@midwest.social 9 points 3 months ago

I'll admit, that took me a minute

[-] Zier@fedia.io 8 points 3 months ago

Sunflower seeds? You utter ANIMAL!!! Must be nice to be rich.

[-] skvlp@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

You’ve been had. For that price the jif should either have transparency or be animated.

[-] lugal@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

80 tea bags?? I can justify 40, but 80???

[-] original2@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I have 9 cups per day, so 80 is too few for me in fact

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[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
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[-] carvine1@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Must be them bananas.... They are awfully expensive nowadays

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Must live in Guam.

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