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Comrade just use an ad blocker 😭
when the woke grapes are oppressing you
those are clearly woke raspberries. it's an heirloom varietal
Even worse, those are red
Grapes of Woke
Fellas, is it gay to drink wine?
Wine is gay (derogatory) 
Wine is gay (complimentary) 
One of the worst parts about American politics is the fact that the aesthetics are somehow both insanely self-serious and commercialized beyond parody. Two kinds of gaudiness you'd think wouldn't mix
Is this the "soy conservativism" that I've heard so much about?
Energy Tea
Yes.
It's not alcoholic?
Yerba Mate
Is this product subtly saying South American socialism is the only hope for the western hemisphere? 
only if you consider Peronism socialism
Lmao why did he add 
eyes to his own thumbnail, that's something we'd do as an own.
What's up with the Jupiter and Saturn beams?
Luckily Ben doesn't just label everything he also writes a big post explaining his weird horny comics. He says Jupiter and Saturn aligned are the "Christmas Star". https://grrrgraphics.com/the-christmas-tree-of-liberty/
Too many have accepted the outright theft of a presidential election by the Democrat Socialists or Bolsheviks or whatever they call themselves these days.
I fucking wish we were dealing with bolsheviks.
God I wish marxism was as relevant as it used to be
Whoa I didn't know he wrote these, thanks! His explanation raises more questions than it answers though...
Jupiter overthrew Saturn and Saturn is associated with death??? No idea, this was a notably weird one from Ben Garrison a while back.
This was made around December 2020 during the "Great Saturn and Jupiter Conjunction". From the perspective of the Earth, they had gotten so close together in the sky that they appeared to the naked eye as a single object. Apparently that's called the Christmas Star, and the last time they had gotten that close was 800 years ago.
As for what allegorical purpose they are filling by being in this cartoon, I have no idea.
Whoa space lore 😲
Can't believe I'm learning about this from a Ben Garrison cartoon wtf
Tree of liberty be like: nnnhhhggg. im a thirsty little flower. you have to water me. you have to use your pee.
This is so cool.
Pre-ordering a can of hyper-masculine, Thomas Jefferson-themed tea from a website.
Finally, a soda I can give to my children, Liberty Bell and Constitution.
Eagle and Burger
I know nothing about this but I'm guessing it's a chud wine in response to the Bud Light boycott.
I know Americans are dumb and transphobic, but this has got to be the dumbest chud protest I've seen in my life. I thought freedom fries were bad, I thought the Keurig machine thing was funny too, but they're completely boycotting the most common beer in the US because of like 3 Instagram posts from a trans woman.
Bud Light has been sponsoring pride events for like 20 years now. Also they're an evil corporation who puts piss in cans and sells it as a beverage. You'd think the low quality of the beer would have been a reason to boycott, not whatever happens on Instagram
The largest spike in post-boycott beer sales is for brands with the same owner. The money is all going to the same place still lol.
The chuds are just buying Modelo now, right?
The numbers I saw, it was distributed between a few. Modelo has been attracting chuds ever since it started sponsoring UFC though, so it might not be the only correlation.
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All this shit just so the fucker could get revenge on his trans kid
Initially misread that as BLOOD OF TRANS LIQUID FREEDOM TEA but that’s probably their next flavour.
Lenin quote about commodifying the revolution itself
Less shocking here given they're commodifying a bourgeois revolution, something that was being done before all the founders were even dead IIRC.
Know your audience?
this ad
"Why yes, yes I do"
The capitalists will sell us the beverages we'll drink while hanging them and whatnot
Not gonna lie, I was tempted by that.
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