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[-] pankkake@lemmy.world 73 points 3 months ago
[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

The lady pancake?

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 54 points 3 months ago

if art elicits an emotional reaction, it's more art than most.

Counterpoint: if I kick you in the balls and it elicits an emotional reaction from both you and onlookers, is that art?

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago
[-] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

"Ow, my balls!"

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

Arguably, yeah it could be performance art.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 53 points 3 months ago
[-] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 50 points 3 months ago

I was actually pretty good at drawing and art but that one time a teacher used my drawing of santa claus as an example of how not to draw and made me cry in front of the whole class still haunts me. She used my next assignment as a positive example in front of class but it didn't undo it. This was in 2nd or 3rd grade.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 75 points 3 months ago

The best way to get over this sort of trauma is to invade Poland.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 14 points 3 months ago

They might be appeased with a part of Czechoslovakia...

[-] DreamlandLividity@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Unfortunately we are out of Czechoslovakias at the moment. Our last one broke in two :(

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 3 months ago

Maybe try giving them the Slovak this time, last time they were still a bit peckish.

[-] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 24 points 3 months ago

Some people have no business teaching children. That teacher sounds like a piece of shit.

[-] rami@ani.social 12 points 3 months ago

I used to be quite good at drawing and school beat it out of me too. that kind of trauma sticks with you.

[-] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 47 points 3 months ago

But Bobby is gonna make the most money

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago

This...is disturbing. And bizarre.

I like it. Humorous NSFW wordplay may be my new kink.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

Except, sadly, Bobby has a better chance of making a paying career than 95% of you.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 3 months ago

Bobby's the first to replaced by the bots.

Even Bobby can't be allowed to know about my handholding fetish

[-] Kaiserschmarrn@feddit.org 27 points 3 months ago

I gifted a T-Shirt with this image printed on it to a friend of mine. He allegedly wears it from time to time when he's playing DnD with friends.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

Something's rising and it's ain't shield hero

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago

It's maple syrup

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 19 points 3 months ago

I wanna be as ~~horny~~ happy as that pancake

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago

Bobby Tables has become a little shit, damn adolescence

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Bobby Tables has become ~~a little shit~~ fun, ~~damn~~ hooray for adolescence

Fixed it for you ๐Ÿ˜›

[-] AlexDrago@ani.social 3 points 3 months ago

And many years later Bobby invaded Poland

[-] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

really funny

this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2024
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