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THEY RUINED HER, by doing what the original creator intended in 1996.
G*mers, 1996: Oh sweet, some girl on girl action, let's go 
G*mers, 2024: Nooo what is this evil, HITLER WAS RIGHT 
Hating women with agency if they don't choose men. It's consistent between 1996 chuds and 2024 chuds.
im sure any deception of man would be met with criticism. Too effeminate is brainwashing. strong but dumb is demeaning. strong and smart is Chad rolls eyes.
I think if she literally dated Illidan Stormrage it might work for them
I heard they cast a black guy to play MLK Jr. in that new biopic, smh how far will these wokies go 😤
Is nothing sacred to the woke mob? What's next? A Chinese depiction of Confucius?!
She wouldn't fuck you if she were straight either
If you read between the lines in that Toby Gard quote it's obvious it was intended the whole time. You don't say "has no interest in romance with men". You just say "has no interest in romance". The "with men" is very important. She has interest in romance, just not with that gender.
Gamers used to love lesbians, what happened? 😮💨
I just think all depictions of Lara Croft should have enormous cans that are made up of like 4 polygons
Now I want this also. The rest of her can get more polygons. Top tier lifelike skin that you can see the pores on aif you zoom in enough. Individually modelled hair. Ray tracing out the butt.
4 polygon pyramids on the chest though.
You get it
a polygon for each inch of my dick and balls while im jerking them to her, the way god intended. none of this woke stuff
Those bras that made people looks like they was smuggling missiles from Starfox on the SNES.
Hasn't Lara been canonically bi for a while?
I'm fairly certain Lara was a lesbian in the originals. That was before the conservosphere deemed that even 
same-sex relations were a threat to cis-heteronormativity.
I honestly thought I kept getting Tomb Raider confused with the character and events of Fear Effect. Now you’ve got me even more turned around.
Samantha erasure 
I remember when they rebooted the Tomb Raider movies a few years ago and nerds were mad that the actress didn't have big boobs
They tried giving her a male love interest in Angel Of Darkness but that game sucked and it was dumb so I'm happy with Lara being a lesbian.
No they should bring this nu-metal looking early 2000s guy back
yeah but instead of love interest, their relationship is that he plays the bass in her band
Looks like Jane’s brother from the Daria cartoon.
If you couldn't figure out she was gay from the first reboot game I don't know what to tell you.
this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2024
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