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[-] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 98 points 2 months ago

FACT: 90% of cringeposters delete their accounts right when they're about to make a funny post.

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 2 months ago
[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 53 points 2 months ago

Unfortunately I think that only works from your instance's perspective. The majority of lemmy can still see the CIA oppressing you!

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 2 months ago

I can't see it, therefore it's not happening.

[-] Zacryon@feddit.org 11 points 2 months ago

I wonder how you're breathing. /j

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 months ago

I can't see it, therefo--- oh god oh no

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 11 points 2 months ago

R.I.P

@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone

You was a real one.

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

Thx bb. Will continue to shitpost to hearts content. Someone has to read it which means I've already won.

Like those billboards that say does advertising work? JUST DID

[-] zante@lemmy.wtf 21 points 2 months ago

And mod bots to remove them it seems

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

[-] Alteon@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago
[-] spacecadet@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Prove it, give me your social security number

[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago
[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 9 points 2 months ago

Username checks out

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

You're the problem. It's you.

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Phew... for a long minute there, I thought paranoia was getting the best of me, glad to see it's still the good ol' capitalist secret police state who are actually looking at me through that crack in the wall.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Yes, this is reasonable.

[-] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

You mean that's what the hole in the wall was for?

Oh dear...

[-] crusa187@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago

Gah, I knew it! Curse you deep state!!

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

The only time I get down voted is when taking about the definition of a burger or my thoughts on Mojang.

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago
[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world -2 points 2 months ago

I try to not shit on them every time they breathe.

Like, It's okay to be critical when a company makes a decision you disagree with, but I feel like there's a lot of hate anytime they make any of public statement.

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

I agree with you, but I'm obligated to downvote.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Fair enough

[-] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

What is your definition of a burger?

[-] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago
[-] 4oreman@lemy.lol 10 points 2 months ago

youre actually a cia bot.

[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 months ago

Don't worry, I will never stop posting anime girls

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago

CIA and Kremlin: shake hands together

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago
[-] Mio@feddit.nu 5 points 2 months ago

You never want opinions from bots. Only humans. But may be hard to figure out.

[-] urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

can't they just make an instance with fake accounts?

[-] elidoz@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

it would be like r/subredditsimultor

[-] pigup@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Thanks I needed to hear this ๐Ÿ™

[-] aaaaace@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Who bothers to look at votes?

[-] WereCat@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Politicians

[-] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

CIA bots will downvote this, because it's true: Harris is not a legal US national, her birth certificate was forged. Be careful who you vote for!

[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org -2 points 2 months ago

I kinda envy folks who think that they have enough geopolitical importance for the CIA/NSA/ThreeLetterAgencies to be keeping tabs on them. I mean, it generally comes with a lot of baggage and delusions but, constantly that level of self-esteem and assuredness must be nice (not that I'm super low in my adult life).

Now, influence campaigns? That's a different animal altogether. There've been too many on the modern Internet for too long.

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Nice try CIA, trying to lull me into a false sense of insecurity, that I am less important than I think, pffft

[-] Veneroso@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Insecurity is exactly where you need to be!

[-] Veneroso@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

NICKWITHA_K (HE/HIM)You're the only person who can see this message right now.

Cease your investigations immediately!

The FIVE EYES are on to your deception.

Stand outside of your house and stare at the sky to receive corrective programing.

Or travel to the nearest cloning center for retirement.


Oh don't be silly!

this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2024
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