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[-] superkret@feddit.org 127 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm a fan of "Arbeitsschutzgetränk" (literally "work safety drink").
It's the stuff workers in steel mills get, to prevent dehydration when working close to the furnace.
They need to drink 2 gallons of that per day, during their entire working life. So I trust that it's formulated right.

approved by the German metal-workers Union 👍

[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 months ago

Can this be had across the pond?

[-] superkret@feddit.org 42 points 2 months ago

The US equivalent seems to be "Sqwincher".

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago

What a terrible name for anything not poo related.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] tooclose104@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago

We have this at my work. Liquid, powder, and freezie form. It's good shit and has what plants crave!

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[-] myfavouritename@lemmy.world 106 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

So, obviously that's crazy and we're all here to dunk on this person.

But also, I want everyone to know that Gatorade sells their product as a powder as well. One container of powder makes something like 24 bottles of Gatorade. It's super cheap, and way more environmentally friendly. Thank you for your attention

[-] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago

I bet the horse one has a quarter of the sugar though.

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[-] DempstersBox@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago

Gatorade isn't actually a good source of electrolytes though.

It's sugar and pinch of salt.

However! There's totally good electrolyte powders that are packed with the goods, and they're not much pricier.

Also, sour patch kids have a weird ingredient in the coating that most electrolyte stuff doesn't have. Potassiumsomething something, irrc?

If you're super dehydrated while drinking a fuckload of water, stick some of them under your tongue

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 24 points 2 months ago

but it's got what plants crave

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[-] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 89 points 2 months ago

Everybody is just walking straight past the fact that capitalism has cucked us all badly enough that we're discussing the merits of drinking livestock products to save a few bucks?

[-] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago

Because just beyond that fact is a big sign labeled "THIS IS A JOKE"

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[-] ugh@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Using horse dewormer topically is a popular home treatment for rosacea because it has the same active ingredient as a prescription cream (Soolantra), but the cream is ~$700/mo.

There are so many frugal "life-hacks" that involve a trip to your local feed store.

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[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 86 points 2 months ago

I just nab one of these bad boys every few years. Don't fall for big-electrolyte's propaganda

[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 73 points 2 months ago

Horse paste is good against covid, horse electrolytes are good against hangovers, what else is the horse industry hiding? Oh yeah, apparently horse tranquilizers whip ass too.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

What if I want to whip the llama's ass though?

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[-] golli@lemm.ee 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I've read somewhere that horse mats made out of rubber are pretty good flooring for home gyms and cheaper than something marketed towards gym use.

If it can take the full weight of a horse standing on it with its small hoofs, then it should have no issues with any weight you might drop on them during lifting.

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[-] radix@lemmy.world 63 points 2 months ago

I worked at an animal feed plant once upon a time. It was all people-food grade ingredients, but the factory and equipment were not exactly maintained at the level you'd like to hope for your normal packaged food.

That said, I'm pretty sure everyone there had this place on their "shit hits the fan" list as a way to pick up months worth of calories in an emergency.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

I can't speak to animal food, but I know plenty of folks that are too poor for insurance so when they get an infection they take fish amoxicillin. It's dirt cheap and you don't need a prescription.

I don't recommend it because it contributes to the issue with antibiotic resistant bacteria and I believe most people won't take it right, but I've been that poor with an abscessed tooth. So I took it for a week to kill the infection and saved up to have that tooth yanked. Sometimes you've gotta do what you've gotta do to survive.

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 59 points 2 months ago

America sounds more horrific every time I hear about it

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

There are some pretty awesome things as well, but none of them are related to healthcare or my abscessed tooth.

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[-] socsa@piefed.social 57 points 2 months ago

True fact: a human can survive on nothing but vegan cat food and horse powder.

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 months ago
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[-] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 55 points 2 months ago

Dear Lemmy, Should I take the advice of "pigshitsonballs" today?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago

The gallon of water probably didn’t hurt.

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[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 47 points 2 months ago

I mean, horses are mammals that sweat. It probably mostly works fine, but between lower stakes for the manufacturer, different dietary needs between taxonomic Orders, and our Rebel friend's apparent decision-making, I think we're pretty close to !insanepeoplefacebook@lemmy.world territory. I'm particularly concerned that the copper sulfate and manganese sulfate may not be where you'd like them.

[-] Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 months ago

Growing up on a farm, I always told my spouse that if a severe earthquake hit I was going to go to the farm supply store and get two 50 lb bags of "calf mana" to feed our child with (if needed). "Calf mana" is basically powdered baby formula for calfs/colts/sheep/etc.

I'm sure it would be safe to eat (in an emergency). Wouldn't normally use it, but in a pinch it's better than starving.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 months ago

Woah, I just understood why we eat meat: to drain animals of their mana so that we can use our magic powers to make our mystical devices work.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

I'm hungry <- boring
I don't have enough mana <- worth pondering

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[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Shouldn't you get the bags before the earthquake hits?

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[-] SatyrSack@lemmy.one 35 points 2 months ago

Didn't we have a big kerfuffle over humans consuming horse medication years back?

[-] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

I personally know someone that still brings it up every time anyone mentions anything related to not feeling well. It is very much not in the past.

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

"Probably have COVID. I'm gonna go take some Ivermectin."

Words spoken by people who prefer to get their "healthcare" from the same place you can buy pet food, garden tools, and candy by the pound instead of an actual doctor.

[-] Wes4Humanity@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

I used to do research in a hospital... One of the worst things I ever saw was someone who had taken a horse whatever med and it had literally melted all of his skin. He had no skin, or if he did it very much looked melted. It was horrifying. Stay away from horse meds kids.

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[-] Ixoid@lemm.ee 32 points 2 months ago

And I'm constantly fighting the urge to break into a gallop.

[-] JPSound@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

I headbutted a guy for a carrot the other day. I don't know what came over me.

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[-] Gerudo@lemm.ee 30 points 2 months ago

You know this person uses Mane n Tail too.

[-] SupraMario@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

I know you're making a joke but mane n tail is safe for human use, it's got a section for it on the bottle.

[-] Gerudo@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

Oh I know, they've got to complete the horse care collection though.

[-] thisNotMyName@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

I've got some electrolytes supposed to be taken while doing sport to fill up what you lose by sweating. And that shit does wonders when having a hangover, take one, wait 30 minutes, be absolutely fit again

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