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They found Saddam Hussein!
And his WMDs for a change
Dick, Dick, it looks like a huge…
Johnson!
Justin is pointing away from the field of view. A common tactic of his to distract from his pledge to overhaul the electoral system beyond fptp.
The object they are pointing to, however, is a picture of Melania giving him the dough eyes.
I think you mean Doe eyes, but after that many years with Trump, maybe they've mutated.
Another russian ammo dump blowing up.
He said wrong answers.
A projection of the latest Where's Waldo scene
FOM THE WINDOWWWW TO THE WALL!
🎶Sweat drippin off their balls, if they had any and were not lizards 🎶 🎶
"Did you know Viggo Mortensen broke his foot when he kicked the helmet in this scene?"
Oh shidd waddup
What's your favorite planet? Mines the sun.
They're not pointing, it's a picture of the first practice of their Saturday Night Fever routine.
The spider that was just there a second ago 💀
"BRO, it's, like, RIGHT THERE"
See? The vagina is lower than the penis. It's between the legs, while the penis is in front.
A compilation video of all the times I did something stupid.
The floor.
it says gullible on the ceiling
Hey, Skynet's coming online! So much easier to enforce the Emergencies Act next time.
They're deflecting everybody's attention so the admiral can pee of the other side of the boat.
OP's mother
To where one can fuck off.
René Lévesque
Poutine
The menu at McDonald's
Maybe there's a presentation slide up there detailing the concept of a plan?
Look Andrew, you fucked up.
They're calling their next home run.
The next order number up at the Ottawa kebab shop.
A dude on a ladder swinging his nuts around, like really getting into it but he's kinda tucked back there so they didn't notice at first but then they're like, "Haha, look at that fucking guy!"
this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2024
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