We read the ingredients on shampoo bottles and we liked it!
Kids today don’t even know what’s in their shampoo anymore
I know, right?
Sodium Laureth Sulfate.
Sodium Lauryl Sulfate.
Laureth. Lauryl. Laureth. Lauryl.
What? Is? The DEAL?
Better go to the library to look it up in an encyclopedia!
Eh, it's fine. I trust the suave company. I'm sure they make a perfectly fine product of salon quality that won't dry out or otherwise damage my hair or skin.
Dr. Bronners has enough stuff on it to read for 30 mins.
And it gave you your daily dose of crazy in the pre-Internet age.
Methylchloroisothiazolonone
Yes! I still have a number of these around here somewhere. They’re old, and many of the articles are out of date, but they’re still enjoyable reads!
Huh, this vegan dog shampoo has not been tested on animals.
I feel like that's the one product they should test on animals so that my dog doesn't have to be the guinea pig.
We had a little basket thingy with books and magazines. Stuff like Calvin & Hobbes, I Spy books, Popular Science magazines, etc.
We read the backs of shampoo bottles.
I got a degree in chemical engineering at Poop U.
I fully educated myself about tampon insertion and toxic shock syndrome during trips to the bathroom.
Magazine racks. Every home had a small one next to the toilet
Magazines and newspapers.
Plus catalogs.
The Sears catalog was multipurpose
I wiped with a CD instead.
Our bathroom door has a built-in magazine rack dating back to the 70s. It holds phones pretty well too.
But does it know why kids love the taste of cinnemon toast crunch???
We used to have words printed on paper (the pressed corpses of trees) called books, magazines, and newspapers. They'd bring one of those.
Farmers Almanac. Used to come with a pre-drilled hole for hanging on a hook in the outhouse.
Magazines, books, reading the backs of products, and sometimes people would even use a mirror or two to watch TV on the shitter.
I used to find some neat patterns in the wood grain on the back of the bathroom door.
We'd look through the bathroom window, there was always something funny going on. Such as packs of velociraptors fighting each other, or a mastodon causing wreck on the neighbour's garden.
Spanish people stopped learning greek after smartphones where invented.
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We used to read shampoo bottles that where usually shipped in Spain with labels in four languages: Spanish, Italian, Portuguese and Greek. So it was always funny to try to see how things were written in greek while pooping.
series of mirrors displaying the tv in the living room
Hopefully through their buttholes, not through their fingers and mouths.
Take a book with you....or start reading the backs of the cleaning products under the sink
Video game instruction manuals
We didn't have to poop back then. The act of pooping was invented by Larry Smartphone, who also happened to invent the smartphone. They were released together originally as a bundle but everyone has both nowadays anyways and you can mix and match.
Teletype with an acoustic coupler. You place the handset into the rubber cups that block out the sound, so that the modem noises were clear through the phone line.
The perforations in modern toilet paper are an homage to the holes in the punched tape used to feed the teletype pre-recorded instructions.
Well, before phones made social media conveniently available, people largely had to deposit their shit via telephone, written word, or in person.
Magazines and we read the ingredient list of bottles, like bleech.
In recent times, by reading. Before that, i think most people pooped faster than we do due to better digestable foods
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