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Forks are diet spoons.
Slotted spoons don’t hold much soup.
There's literally soup on the fork where the slots aren't, it's just inefficient.
We doing cutlery now?
Alright. I've seen stranger stuff on Lemmy.
Proceed.
I won't understand until I hear piratesoftware explain it.
While drawing diagrams that don't actually help anything but keep your attention like a cat watching a laser-pointer?
A very good metaphor for life 🤣🙏🤲👌👈🤫
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Jeez why do I act stoned when I'm clearly not stoned?
Liar. Fill the slits and try to eat soup.
For those who don't know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.
Fuck I can hear her say it too
The spork effect
You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice 'spooking'.
That's a foforkrk.
AAAAAAAA!!!
This is what they mean when they say it's "spooky season"
This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.
YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like "this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)" that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.
invariably ~~someone~~
a robotic voice
Where were you all the times I couldn’t eat soup?!
You don't need a spoon. It's in a bowl. You eat the solid bits with chopsticks then pick up the bowl and drink it! It's not rocket science.
But indecent, if not in east asia.
ELI5 please
Loudly sipping soup? Indecent.
Not sure, i do think in China/Japan/etc. generally too? Except for some dishes like ... damn, well the noodle soup.
I don't think I mentioned volume anywhere. I don't make any sound when I drink soup. Why would I not just drink the broth after I'm done eating the solid bits out of the soup? Are you bound by some crazy social rules that no one actually should be bound by? You really need to ask yourself these questions. I am most certainly not bound by any of those societal bullshits.
If you find this kind of humour humourous, look for "Look around you". It's around on YouTube so go take a look!
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Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn't have those slots?
I think you're looking for some hoes to fork,
Chopsticks don't have any slots, why can't I have soup with those then?
Ah yes, the scientific process.
Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.
Stop slot shaming!
Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.
A spork is the perfect utensil.
You need one with a serrated edge so you can cut your mouth when you use it as a spoon.
Missing a half assed serrated mess on one side
Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don't know anything, do you?
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Casual players shouldn't do fork builds.
Remember when the internet was chock-full of useful information? Nowdays you have to search far and wide to find anything that's beyond common everyday knowledge and also correct.
No
Norway
So now I'm gonna have to buy an add-on for my fork to fill in the slots?! I hate that goddamn enshitification is everywhere now!
Not with that attitude you can't
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