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Move over Harambe
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Tits out for Shabani
Harambe is overcome with jealousy.
Shabani; their tits out
Harambe; their dicks out
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
"We have to stop this behavior!"
Politely puts up a sign
It works
They did say it was in Japan.
The Germany of Asia
Imagine being thirsty for a gorilla.
~~dicks out for Harambe~~tits out for Shabani
Never nuke country twice
That's what happens when you go full yankee
Double-nuked then groomed into some weird mix of insane but obedient by daddy Joe.
I'm not an expert on Japanese culture but if there's one thing I do know it's that Papa MacArthur isn't the one who made them, academically speaking, a bunch of subby little heirarchy freaks.
Notice me, gorilla-senpai!
Ngl, I'm at half chub for the dude
This reminds me of the horror story of the monkey prostitute.
~~First of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey~~.
Second, it wasn't a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn't paid.
Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.
1: Apes are cladistically monkeys these days. https://paoloviscardi.com/2011/04/21/apes-are-monkeys-deal-with-it/
2: I think most people would consider a sex slave a prostitute even if their slave holder doesn't let them keep the money but maybe that's a fair distinction if you just consider it all rape as a result of the lack of consent.
3: Understandable, but why'd you keep going back?
Dude stop embarrassing me in front of the Wizards.
You think the foot job would have gave it away.
Gross, where? Specifically, where?
I wonder if gorillas know their name based off interactions with trainers or if the yelling was bothering all the gorillas.
Oh they know, they're really smart
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
These are the girls who chose the bear.
Japan is weird.
I really want to go and get involved, and I don't mean not in those weird videos or game shows you see on the internet.
You should definitely go, it's great!
I finally understand why a japanese vtuber that I follow says she loves gorillas when referring to strong dudes.
this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2024
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