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[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 42 points 1 month ago
[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

Nature's pocket

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

Just keep it sealed tight

[-] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I prefer the term "Keister stash"

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 28 points 1 month ago

I mean, I guess it depends on where he's keeping his phone while nude. He might enjoy a little nude pickpocketing, if he's open minded, and the pickpocket has sufficient lube

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

It does leave your flesh pockets awfully exposed

[-] 58008@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

This is why I keep my front door key in my foreskin. Either I evade the pickpocket, or I make a new friend. I cannot lose.

As a younger man, I was able to unlock the door hands-free. These days, I need to fish the key out of my floppy beige KKK hood like a sock trapped in a duvet cover on laundry day.

[-] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

I call this comment, the "58008's Wild Ride"

[-] harmsy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Mr. Skeltal's was worse.

Edit: I misremembered the meme. It was Mr. Bones. Doot doot.

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

You thank mr skeltal for helping you get off mr bones wild ride.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 18 points 1 month ago

I keep my keys in my prison pocket. Along with my phone. And my wallet. And my EDC pocket knife. And a Leatherman. And a Moleskin and a couple of pens. And a tactical flashlight. And a small first aid kit.

I do walk a bit funny though.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Which tactics do you employ with that flashlight?

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago

Strike hard, strike first, show no mercy!

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 3 points 1 month ago

So, like, which one goes in first? And if you need that, do you have to pull everything else out of your pocket to get to it?

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

Nah, they go in any order and then you just kind of... rootle around in there.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 points 1 month ago

Cool, cool cool cool... your pocket knife isn't spring-assisted is it? or a gravity knife?

[-] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's where you're wrong: for nature's pocket can still be picked and it doesn't even need to be full to do so

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Bro needs to do some manscaping on his eyebrows for real fam, no cap.

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[-] MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

You're just jealous

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

On jah the Rizzler is going to flush this bozo down the skibidi toilet.

[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

…he enjoys it.

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

"Hold my bear" I wispered, reaching for my kitchen tongs

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah but what about nutkicking, then?

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Simple, just get into cbt

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Jokes on you, I keep my bills rolled in my foreskin.

[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

keep it in your sunburn

this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2024
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