You check the news,
You sigh, boot up Runescape and put the new Smosh video on in the background.
It is 2024
Oh, also it is the year of the Linux desktop.
Linux is just a stopgap until GNU Hurd is ready
GNU Hurd doesn't even support amd64 yet 
That's fine, we'll all be on Itanium in a couple years anyway.
Also Dick Cheney is relevant politically.
I'm out here not relating to ANY of that 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥
I'm pretty sure WoW has more subs than it's had in a while with the new xpac, but this isn't going to hit the demographic they think it is. Or maybe they're aiming for white suburban dads in their 30s.
Or maybe they're aiming for white suburban dads in their 30s.
I mean, I think that's the main audience for both campaigns typically.
In their 50s and up more like
30s and 50s are the same age. If your knee hurts and remember golden era simpsons you're the same age.
GTA V came out when I was in highschool, and I remember playing it frequently.
Everyone that can say this is functionally the same age.
xpac
oh god oh fuck
They're going to lose, aren't they? And they fucking deserve it too. 
100%
Watch them play as human paladins. They'll do it.
They could also go for an orc warrior so they can feel bad about all the genocide they're doing.
I mean, a world of warcraft is exactly what they aim to create, so it fits.
"I don't know how many of you have run...Zul'Farrak...But I'm trying to figure out how to get them to Zul'Fa-Rock. The. Vote!"
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Be honest, there was no game that wasn't going to draw criticism
they could have gone classic/retro and had somebody play tetris while giving a nod to that kid who just looped it.
personally, i would have gone with "Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015", which would absolutely have taken over the news cycle for a week.
Vote Blue (Scuti)
If Kamala Harris got an any% world record run of Spyro 2 live on twitch, would you speed run to the polls?
Tim Walz filibusters the Senate by performing a live glitchless Shenmue 100% run.
helldivers would have been hilariously on the nose
hearts of iron 4 wehraboo DLC beta test
"I'm kinda doin' a little burning crusade myself and it's epic."
This can't be real
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2272019483
It was a campaign surrogate playing. The entire time it was in emotes only mode. Naturally 98% of the emotes were Palestine flags.
Can't wait for the next election where the Republican and Democrat candidates will do a live debate in ~~Space Station 13~~ Amongus
Obviously they'll be playing Space Station 14 which could use more players and servers.
Five bucks they say “The World of Warcraft” at some point
The twist? That gamer surrogate is a Republican.
No fucking way this is real. Jesus Christ.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/kamala-harris-campaign-going-stream-000343817.html
They should actively try to put their fingers to stop the pulse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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