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Sounds like he's just an accomplice. Gravity is the killer.
Actually the rocks, ground, water etc probably do the actual murdering. Gravity just plays the role of inevitable force or rather acceleration. Rally much innocent like the road is to a car crash even though you wouldn't have the same crash without the road.
Not all heros wear capes
Nor condoms, it turns out.
Can you get an STD from fucking a corpse?
Asking for a friend?
It's not like the STD vanishes after ~~jumping~~ being pushed.
Real
He is truly a good Catholic.
Murder victims go to heaven while you go straight down to the boiler room after suicide
Thots and payers, everyone
Truly a wholesome and inspiring post!
OP should crosspost this to wholesome!!
It's definitely on the level of the average US "wholesome" story.
"Cancer riddled kid chooses to pay for classmates lunches instead of chemotherapy, dies with a happy smile"
Capitalism allowed that kid to die happy
Not all heroes wear capes.
It doesn't mention a cause of death. Someone eventually pursueded hiim?
He had an aneurysm, caused by a horrendous misspelling of the word “persuaded”.
Oh no. Is this the fate of everyone who had the misfortune of reading that?
New phone.. my autocorrcors needs practice.
Autobots roll out!
SexyLosers tier joke.
That's f****** brilliant.
Yeaaa.....I feel like this meme would be good if it got rid of the last part. That's just unnecessary.
I don't think I could find it, but there's a different, older version of this meme with the same pic. The punchline is indeed the first part of this one, but it was done in a much more subtle way and didn't ruin the joke by spelling it out with "murder instead of suicide."
Shame on whoever stole the joke and then not only told it badly, but ended it with necrophilia.
Someone linked his Wikipedia page elsewhere on this thread. Ofcourse the last part is made up, that's the joke, but the first part is the feel-good meme that made its rounds several years ago.
That's the punchline, it's just very dark humor
Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
welp, they got me in the first half, not gonna lie.
That's why I'd rather keep the last part
My thought as well, maybe change it to "so it can be an open casket wake" or something
The shitpost should be less shitposty?
It'd still work, but that's against the whole point. I mean, you're just proving it worked as designed. That's quality shitposting.
This is why you aren't making the jokes.
this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2024
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