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"What? You mean we have to fight an ACTUAL military?!?!?!?"

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[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 16 points 8 hours ago

Something something, soft men, something something, hard times...

[-] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 101 points 11 hours ago
[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 33 points 8 hours ago

lenin-laugh god i love hexbear so much. where else could i get posts like this

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 31 points 10 hours ago

"Welcome to hell" - Grozny, now Dahiyeh

[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 44 points 11 hours ago

inshallah-script

Also stealing this meme. No idea what I'll do with it pretty sure it'd be incomprehensible to my lib friends. But who knows. It's time will come.

[-] celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 9 hours ago

They're like "wait, I was told that Palestinians hate me and want to eat my family ever since I was a child which helps me dehumanize them and feel joy when I terminate their lives, but I never had the same programming for Lebanese people!"

[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 29 points 9 hours ago

hezbollah has to be one of the most efficient resistance groups ever.

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 22 points 9 hours ago
[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 7 points 7 hours ago

Enemy at the Fence

[-] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 28 points 10 hours ago

For an army with such a high percentage of commissioned officers, they sure have poor discipline.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 36 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Send more IOF nasrallah skeleton-wave

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 46 points 11 hours ago

Sounds like now would be a good time for them to leave Palestine and go home. There are plenty countries that will welcome them and let them live a peaceful civilian life.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 20 points 10 hours ago

They can return to Klanada with a standing ovation.

[-] SSJ3Marx@hexbear.net 49 points 12 hours ago

It would be so funny if, after all this, Netanyahu ends up getting couped because the IOF is only willing to fight civillians and lob artillery over the border.

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 78 points 13 hours ago

Some Israeli guy on twitter was saying an entire unit refused orders to invade Lebanon after the suckers sent in before them got demolished

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 46 points 11 hours ago

CW: Misogynist language, but I can't read that and not think of this old penny arcade comic

[-] GlueBear@hexbear.net 14 points 9 hours ago

Ninja gaiden sigma was a good game

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 15 points 9 hours ago

Whaa, PA, haven't thought of this comic in a long time.

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 37 points 11 hours ago

I've seen how 4 of them handle a tire rolling down a road at a slight incline I also don't like their chances against actual armed and aggressive opponents.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 95 points 13 hours ago

Wahhhh just let me keep murdering unarmed civilians powercry-2

[-] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 64 points 11 hours ago

When you've been killing gradeschoolers armed with rocks for years, anything else must seem like a super-soldier.

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 42 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

The odds that someone will support a war are inversely proportional to the odds that they or someone they love will die crumpled up on the cold, hard ground, sobbing and clutching the shredded remains of their torso.

[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 31 points 11 hours ago

Maybe they need to market their cum extraction services a little better? They’re joining exclusively small group of corpses and they should be proud of that.

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 64 points 12 hours ago

i just wanted to kick children bro kitty-cri-screm

[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 37 points 11 hours ago

Hey don't forget steal woman's underwear and make tik toks.

[-] IzyaKatzmann@hexbear.net 30 points 10 hours ago
[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 23 points 9 hours ago

Truly vile humans. It's still disgusting I bet. I can't imagine they've stopped except perhaps doing it so publicly.

[-] mushroom@hexbear.net 18 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

no they are still doing it very publicly, all the time. felix from chapo said that it was their way of violating women when there aren't any women physically present and i think that's a good analysis

[-] TomBombadil@hexbear.net 16 points 8 hours ago

I guess I personally haven't seen recent photos but I have zero doubt. Felix is right. Just another way to inflict violence. Sexual violence against all women in Gaza is just another part of the fascists plan. Easy way to pull it off.

[-] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 28 points 11 hours ago

Well, gotta keep the army as disorganized as possible

[-] hypercracker@hexbear.net 51 points 13 hours ago

Would be funny but could be basic propaganda. If anybody here can understand spoken Hebrew to relate what they are actually yelling about then I will believe it.

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 9 points 8 hours ago

Some people in the comments (granted, it's zionists who are saying it) say it's an older video unrelated to the war. So I'm gonna say "probably not real".

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 36 points 13 hours ago

The top comment says it's “Why are you forcing us into combat with men who have guns?! This isn’t what we signed up for!”. But I can't confirm that.

[-] hypercracker@hexbear.net 50 points 13 hours ago
[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 8 points 9 hours ago

Yeah but it's what they're thinking.

Source: I read their minds.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 33 points 13 hours ago

OK maybe. I'm sleepy blob-sleep

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 51 points 13 hours ago

Critical support????

I just assume that fighting a sovereign country is a lot harder than fighting an imprisoned internal population.

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 41 points 12 hours ago

Lol They’re shitting bricks about going from hitting hapless civilians to fighting battle hardened Hezbollah

They’re not taking a moral stance lmao

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 61 points 13 hours ago

Naw, they aren't against invading Lebanon they just don't want to be the ones hurt or killed. This is just the equivalent of Nazis trying to avoid Stalingrad

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 25 points 11 hours ago

"I want Israelis to be sent to their near certain death to annex a sovereign state and murder its population, I just don't want to be among those people!"

[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 18 points 11 hours ago

They want to send Americans. “Israelis” have suffered enough, and it’s about time someone gave them a break.

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 12 points 11 hours ago

Exactly, they have no moral opposition, they just think someone else should do the dying. They're fine with the bombing of civilians and the invasion of a sovereign state, they just don't think they should be the ones at risk for their apartide ethnostate

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 1 points 57 minutes ago

An entire country of Chicken Hawks.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 36 points 13 hours ago

yes I agree

[-] miz@hexbear.net 28 points 12 hours ago
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