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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

Complain about every wrinkle, hair, flat ass and lack of an enormous bulge until Chuds realise how fucking unhinged they sound (they won't)

"Yeah, I was going to play Red Dead Redemption 2 but then I saw they pandered to the woke crowd by making the protagonist ugly and old. Who want's to play as some flat-assed old man?

Extra points for making some unhinged chart doing bulge phrenology by comparing various male characters. Also complain that every grizzled white dude with gun isn't an anime cat boy.

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[-] madjo@feddit.nl 10 points 15 hours ago

Apparently Asmongold even complained about the option to create a character with top scars in some videogame, which by default was turned off. I mean, if you don't want top scars, don't turn that option on.

These anti-woke weirdos always claim they want choice to be able to create the character exactly how they want it to look. But they always draw the line where those choices are also extended to people who are not cis white male. The female character choices should cater to their dick, and god forbid there's a choice to have PRONOUNS!

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 10 points 21 hours ago

but then I saw they pandered to the woke crowd by making the protagonist ugly and old. Who want's to play as some flat-assed old man?

TAKE.

THAT.

BACK.

peppino-angry

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 19 hours ago

Sorry Peppino they ruined you. What happened to this version of Peppino? peppino-suave

[-] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago

I'm still unironically annoyed that they nerfed Snake's ass in SSBU.

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 13 points 23 hours ago

sicko-fem the-boys-are-back-in-town

I DEMAND Link's bulge be noticeable and have DoA level jiggle physics in the next 3D Zelda

👉👈^whatever^ ^size^ ^is^ ^fine^

[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 2 points 10 hours ago

I'm demanding a remaster of BotW in this engine. I'll be heading to visit a few Rito pingu-horny

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 36 points 1 day ago

Ever see that edited MCU poster where all the male characters were wagging their asses and Black Widow was just pointing a gun? lenin-dont-laugh

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago

No kidding they did that for a fucking T rex. A fucking news rag did that.... For a t rex. A t.... Fucking.... Rex....

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 19 hours ago

THATS NOT EVEN A FICTIONAL CHARACTER THEY UPDATE IT BASED ON SCIENTIFIC FINDINGS HOW CAN IT BE WOKE

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 7 points 15 hours ago

It has devolved into "things I don't like are woke". The word has lost its meaning entirely for these weirdos.

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 7 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Remind me of this meme

Translation, kinda*: Look what progressives did to the raptor son of I bitch, stop researching about it!

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 5 points 22 hours ago

Cant see the image. Is it the raptor with feathers?

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 7 points 20 hours ago
[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 6 points 19 hours ago

Party raptor must have set them off

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

Muh historical accuracy

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago

Who want's to play as some flat-assed old man?

Bwaaa

[-] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

I've seen attempts at this (not for video games specifically but beauty standards in general) and the incelsphere response is that women are valued for their visual signifiers of fertility whereas men are valued for their ability to provide security and resources. But of course that doesn't explain why they are so hyperfocused on their own looks and how it ranks up to other males.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 19 hours ago

Yeah true true, but it would still be kind of funny lol

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

Shit you ever hear discourse on thosr rate me subs? They're obsesses with the so called golden ratio

[-] buh@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago
[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

In general they have been going on about the feminization of men and bull like that. How many times do you see em compare the T levels of men this generation to that of previous ones. All this talk of soy etc.

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Why would I need to slip a little blue pill under my tongue? The fact that im-vegan does this feminization job well enough!

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

For fuck's sake, chuds are still clumsily appropriating V for Vendetta imagery? cringe

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

Jesus Christ what is wrong with these people?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago

You cannot escape the objectification your gender will not save you.

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[-] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

They should give them what they want. Just full bara it up, big shoulders, dominant chad posture, ~~everpresent bulge~~, extra body hair and shirtless scenes where he's unnecessarily flexing... granted the same crowd would be furious lmao

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[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

Shrank his shoulders. Made him look soft

[-] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 day ago

I was legitimately very disappointed to see how flat-chested the Norn (muscular Viking-coded faction) male model is in Guild Wars 2. With the right outfits, you can look at the sideview and it's a freaking straightedge.

I want an escape-from-reality fantasy where it looks like I spent 8 hours a day in the gym instead of in front of a rotting codebase.

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[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

They made him look soft. Shrank his shoulders

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They beat the bits to the punch "They shrank his shoulders made him look soft." Gamers really are pathetic i-cant

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 19 hours ago

He used to be a DOMINANT MALE ready to UNFURL HIS PEACOCK TAIL at any POTENTIAL MATES

[-] someone@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

"Those Marvel movies are all so woke! I want to see Chris Evans in spandex and high heeled boots. And showing some chest."

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

"Covering him up so no US evangelicals get offended, sad!"

[-] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

gerald of romania should look like fabio and it's woke that he doesnt

[-] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

knight-nod based

wokes destroying everything smh. And make Dandylion show some flesh it's not the 1500s anymore

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

I played RDR2 for years but, because of woke, I never once saw a rugged outlaw man's strong bulge that made me go panting

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