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Pressure vs Temp (mander.xyz)

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[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 83 points 2 months ago

What happens at the gender triple point?

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 116 points 2 months ago

The gender triple point, aka gender superposition, is where a gender can be calculated and estimated, but not observed. Attempting to observe the gender changes it to a different state.

In layman's terms, this is also called "mind your own fucking business, your obsession with my genitals is fucking weird and creepy."

[-] Pilon23@feddit.dk 23 points 2 months ago

Damn I love science

[-] bigFab@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Fartographer for president!

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Someone take @bigFab@lemmy.world's car keys, they're obviously drunk

@TexasDrunk@lemmy.world, please hand out the "TheFartographer has bad Ideas" pamphlets

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Absolutely fucking not. I'm way more drunk than bigFab. I'm already handing out pamphlets that say "Vote TheFartographer for a fart in every pot and gas in every ass". I don't know what it means either, but I definitely voted for you.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Shit, I voted for you! I've handed out pamphlets that say "TexasDrunk: stealing daddies since 1997 and playing triangle in a punk folk cover band tomorrow." I've offered to fart in a lot of pots and it's been pretty unpopular so far...

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

It's only unpopular because you're doing it to get them to vote for me. They all know I'm no good.

On an unrelated note, what are you doing up so late? I'm only up because I'm about to head to SA. My buddy has an extra Saturday ticket to Space Con and I'm going to drunkenly and shamelessly flirt with Kate Mulgrew since I don't think Eugene Cordero or George Takei will be there.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

HOLY SHIT, FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER CARED ABOUT!

I wanted to go to Space Con and decided that it was simply too expensive, especially just a couple of weeks after going to see Rocky Horror Picture Show live. I hope it's amazing and that the entire guest list actually shows up. A few years ago, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Rick Moranis showed up for their first cons and everyone assumed that Alamo City Comic Con was just pulling our leg, so I wouldn't totally discount your favorite celebrities being there.

And I'm up late cuz it's the weekend and I gotta find some way to fuck myself over. Might as well be fucking up my sleep cycle.

The Freeman Coliseum isn't way too far from me, so DM me if you wanna meet up and mutually murder each other or say hi or something.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Frakes was supposed to be here but he has family stuff or something going on. I'm excited about LeVar Burton but I'm afraid I'm going to sit on the floor crying and singing the Reading Rainbow song.

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 2 months ago

Man, I love when I find gold like this in the comments section!

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[-] schnapsman@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

That's where you find the bisexual she/theys in hetero relationships.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Transcendence of gender as a concept entirely

I am I, gender is a social construct I no longer need. My gender can be perceived in infinite variations depending upon the observer.

[-] Draconic_NEO@mander.xyz 8 points 2 months ago

All 3 states exist at the same time, rapidly alternating between them.

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[-] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 55 points 2 months ago

Where is gender plasma?

[-] julianh@lemm.ee 53 points 2 months ago

or gender bose-einstein condensate?

[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago

Gender chain-melted state? Gender superglass? Gender string-net liquid?

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

Cuddling?

[-] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 8 points 2 months ago

Hmm. I recommend you don't Google that on Bing.

[-] stelelor@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago

I Binged it on DuckDuckGo and got really interesting results about gender differences in blood plasma.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 50 points 2 months ago

What?

No gender plasma?

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[-] azi@mander.xyz 42 points 2 months ago

gases are fluids tho..

[-] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 2 months ago

gender liquid sounds a lot more suggestive

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[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 27 points 2 months ago

What about the gender triple point?

[-] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 months ago

Femboys

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 months ago

There is no gender triple point because there are only two genders /s

Just kidding, ther obviously is a gender triple point, I just didn't want to admit that my knowledge is too limited to know anything about it.

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[-] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 24 points 2 months ago

Can confirm, am gender sublimating

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[-] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago

I was sure this was 196. But Apparently not

[-] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago

Ahh shit I'm not hot enough. Even self-pressuring isn't working :((

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Have you tried applying gentle pressure to yourself? It can be very good

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[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Bose/Einstein gendersate

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[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 2 months ago

Look, all I want to know is at which pressure/temperature I turn into a dragon. And how risky is this, considering spontaneous unicornization?

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[-] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm super critical of gender. Let's get rid of all those. Gender vacuum.

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[-] franklin@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Does this mean I can specialize in critical gender theory? Wait until the conservatives hear about this one.

[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Where Ohio?

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 months ago

Ohio isn’t real.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 months ago

Is Ohio the American Bielefeld?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Ohio is a magical land. It can be whatever you don't want it to be.

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[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 months ago

That's what the LGBT Agenda wants you to think.

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[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

finally, some real fuckin' science power-genius

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[-] assa123@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

under pressure

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

I knew the concept of gender had a scientific basis! That's why people are so sure about the whole paradigm

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Gender gas. I'm gender gas. Final answer, Regis.

Regis? Someone call a doctor!

[-] sweetpotato@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Someone should make a phase diagram as well. With temperatures on the Y axis and percentage of being gay or straight on the X axis. Like we do fora alloys