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‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President (theonion.com)
submitted 3 months ago by HarryLime@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[-] djsaskdja@reddthat.com 58 points 3 months ago

"Joe Biden may be young by Washington standards, but he’s packed a lot into 81 short years. He’s fought hard for working Americans, be they on the factory line or on the board of Blackstone Group. He’s stood up to everyone who threatened this great nation, from Vladimir Putin to Anita Hill. And he supports women and minorities, based on that seemingly random lady he chose to be his vice president."

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[-] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 37 points 3 months ago

Imagine a Biden write in campaign was the spoiler for Harris

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

a-guy endorsement

Onion editorial board

  • TH Zweidel
  • Ted Kaczynski
  • Mary Kay Letourneau
  • Joe Sakic #19
  • Benedict Arnold
  • Steve Hannah
[-] RangeFourHarry@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

Letourneau? Like the streamer guy?

[-] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago

#StillWithHim

[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

#WriteInBiden

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

#RidinWithBiden

[-] BashfulBob@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

He's electable if you vote for him

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

Only Biden will reveal the truth about 9/11.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

When my country has elections, I'm voting for xi-vote

[-] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

i'm ridin

[-] miz@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

kamala harris can eat my shit and hair

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