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‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President (theonion.com)
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[-] djsaskdja@reddthat.com 58 points 1 month ago

"Joe Biden may be young by Washington standards, but he’s packed a lot into 81 short years. He’s fought hard for working Americans, be they on the factory line or on the board of Blackstone Group. He’s stood up to everyone who threatened this great nation, from Vladimir Putin to Anita Hill. And he supports women and minorities, based on that seemingly random lady he chose to be his vice president."

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[-] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 37 points 1 month ago

Imagine a Biden write in campaign was the spoiler for Harris

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

a-guy endorsement

Onion editorial board

  • TH Zweidel
  • Ted Kaczynski
  • Mary Kay Letourneau
  • Joe Sakic #19
  • Benedict Arnold
  • Steve Hannah
[-] RangeFourHarry@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Letourneau? Like the streamer guy?

[-] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago

#StillWithHim

[-] BashfulBob@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

He's electable if you vote for him

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

Only Biden will reveal the truth about 9/11.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

When my country has elections, I'm voting for xi-vote

[-] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

i'm ridin

[-] miz@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

kamala harris can eat my shit and hair

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