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[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 13 minutes ago

About the sign "Alpha and Bravo", the spaces between Alpha and and and and and Bravo are too large.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 18 points 7 hours ago

It annoys me so much when I feel I need to write a sentence like that that I go to great lengths to restructure sentences to avoid it.

...fuck

[-] Prethoryn@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Your grammar and sanity are better for it. Actually, most cases I'm which a double that is used you can probably get away with a single that.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

It is true that that is almost never necessary.

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 50 minutes ago

"It is true that that's almost never necessary."

I can't wrap my head around this, logically it's still a 'double that' but the short form makes it palatable to read/say.

[-] m4m4m4m4@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

I remember one time at r/peloton one of those tribalistic mildly-xenophobic nutcases told me, after sharing an article in spanish which had some ambiguous word, something to the effect that "spanish is the most confusing language in the world".

Yes, that genius told that. In english.

[-] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

“That that” can and probably should be replaced with “that which” in almost every instance it is used.

Edit: or “when that”

[-] credo@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

Many times you don’t need the first “that” at all.

Did you know that I play soccer?

Vs

Did you know I play soccer?

It's not the language'a fault that you suck at using it

[-] madcaesar@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

It's not the language, but the ~~driver~~ speaker. - Dominic Toretto

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 15 hours ago

Sometimes we have a do do problem, too. I do do that, anyway.

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 13 hours ago

Yes its called diarrhoea

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 12 points 15 hours ago

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo!

[-] DillyDaily@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I still feel like the nouns are in the wrong place when I read this.

I'm reading it as "New York cows new York cows bully bully New York cows"

When I want it to read "New York cows bully new York cows" which would be "Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" which isn't enough buffalo.

I have to inset my own "that" to be able to get my head around "Buffalo buffalo (that) Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo"

[-] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 62 points 21 hours ago

You can create a sentence with an infinite number of "police"

Who polices the Police?

Police Police police Police.

Who polices the Police Police?

Police Police Police police Police Police.

And so on...

[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 58 points 21 hours ago

* the sound of buffalos approaching *

[-] lugal@lemmy.world 19 points 19 hours ago

Plot twist: There is no police police. ACAB

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[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago

I don't get it after the 2nd had, any chance someone else understands?

[-] khannie@lemmy.world 25 points 16 hours ago

It needs a comma.

All the good faith I had had, had had no effect.

Essentially "all the food faith I previously had, didn't have any effect".

Good God English is an awful language.

[-] chicagohuman@lemm.ee 1 points 7 hours ago

Why was your food faith no good?

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 points 10 hours ago

It doesn't need a comma, it needs restructuring. When phrasing it like this, it is customary to add a comma between two adjacent verbs. You could even argue that the first part is an introductory phrase, which would explain the comma too.

[-] Classy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I'm pretty sure it is grammatically correct with no comma. The version you provided is a comma splice.

To slightly change the tense, All the good faith that I had had no effect is grammatically correct with no comma, so the gerund form should also not need a comma.

[-] khannie@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Perhaps. Regardless it's outlandish abuse of the tongue IMO and definitely would benefit from the comma because nobody's going to just bang out 4 had's in a row in speech without a pause without a justifiable slap across the chops and possibly a challenge to a duel.

"But your honour, he said 'had' four times on the trot without pause"

"Case dismissed"

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[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 91 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

The landlord of a pub called The Pig And Whistle asked a sign writer to make a new sign. When he saw it he thought that the words were too close together, so he said to the sign writer “I want more space between Pig and And and And and Whistle”.

[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 17 points 20 hours ago

Inspired by the story, another landlord decides to name their pub "Pig and And and And and Whistle." Lo and behold, the sign was cramped... Ther needed more space between Pig and and and and and And and And and and and and and And and And and and and and and Whistle.

[-] accideath@lemmy.world 18 points 21 hours ago

Buffalo buffalo, Buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

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[-] ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 10 points 17 hours ago

dass das das das dass da ersetzen kann ist falsch

translation: that "das" can replace "dass" there is wrong.

same shit different barbarians

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 84 points 1 day ago

Live footage of me reviewing a report that has a repeated word series like this:

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

I showed my teacher a flork and now she loves them

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 16 hours ago

Hahaha holy shit, some of them are way the fuck out there

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[-] airbreather@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

James, while John had had "had", had had "had had;" "had had" had had a greater effect on the teacher.

[-] nixcamic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I came here to post this, it's my favorite sentence in the English language. Although imo it makes more sense if you switch your "while" for a "where".

[-] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago
[-] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

You must be loving all the technically correct comments on this post

[-] Purox@feddit.org 28 points 23 hours ago

In German the following is a completely valid sentence:

Wenn hinter Fliegen Fliegen fliegen, fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach.

Which translates to when flies fly behind flies, then flies follow flies. The same works for seals:

Wenn hinter Robben Robben Robben, robben Robben Robben nach.

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 22 points 22 hours ago

Some Hungarian prefixes can be piled on without limit, while still creating meaning.

The word "úszni" means "to swim".

Úsztatni - to make someone or someone swim
Úsztattatni - to make someone make someone swim
Úsztattattattattattattattattattni - to make someone make someone make someone ... make someone swim

Can be done with any verb, and maybe some other suffixes as well.

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[-] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

My friends and I call their dog "That" and we're always saying stuff like "that's that that!" when he comes down the stairs and such lol

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