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also it's 'Yahweh' btw
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[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

It's actually pronounced "Jod"

[-] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

the only way it's "Yahweh" is if it has some very special secret vowels because "יהוה" doesn't sound like that lol

[-] NewOldGuard@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Isn’t that because ancient Hebrew used an abjad so they just didn’t write vowels at all

[-] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

It's still that way. I guess later some letters started indicating certain vowel sounds a bit more directly, but it's mostly little dots and lines that only get used to teach or are placed on text where ambiguity isn't acceptable.

[-] Maturin@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Also, they transposed the German "J" to the english sounding "Y" at the beginning of "Yahweh" but did not transpose the German "W" into an English sounding "V" to match the Hebrew letter. They should either have it as JHWH or IHVH but instead we get a mix-and-match.

[-] RiotDoll@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

vav can do different stuff depending on context too. not sure vav as a vowel indicator is as old as the tetragrammaton? i know some features of the writing system are later innovations - most accomodations to vowels don't go back to paleo-hebrew iirc, but the tetragrammaton probably isn't that old anyway.

Anyway if that vav is signalling a vowel, it could be an english o/oo sound, or a lot of things

I'm not an expert, i am just the specific kind of nerd that will slowly learn archaic languages at whatever pace i can manage and i've got subpar hebrew literacy for it, so i don't wanna mis-represent my credentials here.

[-] Maturin@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

For sure. I really liked all your comments on this thread. I’m just trying to ride your coattails.

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

YA GUEY PINCHE PENDEJO GUEY

[-] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

POR FAVOR

poor kid, but that's all i can think of when people say Yahweh

[-] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Memory unlocked.

Explains a whole lot of this reality, its gueys all the way down to lowest hells and all the way up to the highest heavens. I look in the mirror I see a guey staring back at me, and all around me is guey. Next time I need to make sure I don't pick the guey universe just because it'd be funny, its not funny at all and its definitely not chill as expected.

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago
[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

This is the reveal he's saving for the third book

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago
[-] roux@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I heard god's true name once and it sounded like a pig pooping on his own balls. I converted immediately after.

[-] StalinStan@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

Skill issue. I can say it. I just don't say it. I'd be rude if I said it.

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

God's real name is Gregory Gordon Godfrey and he lives on a plantation in Hawaii

[-] someone@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

What are you talking about? "Ivanova" is an easy name to say.

[-] Barx@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

In the early days, Yahweh was conceptualized as a jealous god among a pantheon. He was not the only god, just the aligned god of certain groups, contrasted to the competitors like Baal and preceded by those like El (later Elohim). Yahweh transformed over time from the favored and representative god of one group to being the correct and highest and then only god, becoming conflated with El much later.

[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

bleach told me it's pronounced yooha wahkah

[-] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Imma guess God's name is the equivalent of a birdbox beast:

Open to interpretation, yet everywhere...

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

No way!

"Yahweh 👉👉"

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

The idea that such a being would care even a whit about human existence is the height of arrogance. Spirituality I can understand as a personal predilection, but religion... religion is narcissists demanding that the universe acknowledge them.

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