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Poor kitties catching fancy lad strays (hexbear.net)

submitted 13 hours ago by Posadas@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] miz@hexbear.net 24 points 10 hours ago

nathan robinson humblebragging about his encounter with a shaved pussy

[-] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 17 points 9 hours ago

finkelstein-lambaste MISTAH BONERSMELLI

[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 17 points 10 hours ago

NJR is a loser liberal too but I’d take him over destiny I guess

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I once knew a hairless cat who was so cuddly that you would sit down in a room and he would be on your lap, headbutting your face. Crazy warm to the touch, slept under a heat lamp. Armadillo-like whip tail that would accidentally hurt you when he was excited

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 4 hours ago

An alien-ass creature (affectionate)

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 10 points 9 hours ago

Crazy warm to the touch, slept under a heat lamp.

Because his naked skin was just shooting out heat energy like goku on a kamehameha

[-] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Baaaahhh God that's OUR BEAUTIFUL VELVET BOYS MUSIC.

[-] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 21 points 11 hours ago

incredible tagline potential here

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 38 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Don't disrespect Sphinx cats like that, man.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 20 points 12 hours ago

They're such dorky little sweeties. Probably helps that they want to steal your heat.

[-] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 37 points 13 hours ago

That is a good takedown of that moron.

[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 28 points 12 hours ago

Wait I can't remember is Destiny the trans woman who collabed with hillary-apartment or the dipshit who it was hilarious how much finkelstein hated debating

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 10 points 8 hours ago

I envy you so, so much

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 15 points 9 hours ago

I’m so jealous at your level of touch-grass

[-] Moonworm@hexbear.net 41 points 12 hours ago

He's Mr. Bonerpill. I think you're thinking about Contrapoints for the former.

[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 26 points 12 hours ago

finkelstein-lambaste

[-] sexywheat@hexbear.net 18 points 12 hours ago

can someone please bring me up to speed on this "fancy lad" bloke? why is he called "fancy lad"?

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 28 points 11 hours ago

He's the author of this book, which is real:

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 17 points 10 hours ago

very cool and real book

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 5 points 10 hours ago

It offers an incandescent parable on self-honesty.

[-] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 4 points 9 hours ago

Bro chose to wear business clothes to the gym

[-] DeadWorld@lemm.ee 21 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

What did Destiny do to piss off such a fancy lad?

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 44 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Maybe it's Mr. Spirelli's lack of shame at rabidly debating subjects he's skimmed a wikipedia article on. Personally I find him detestable because he's a Gamer. debatejak

[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 15 points 10 hours ago

Mister... Morelli... finkelstein-lambaste

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 20 points 13 hours ago

She sensed he was dunking on her with costumes

Can’t hate the fancy lad though, he tries his ~~best~~not worst

[-] Yukiko@hexbear.net 11 points 11 hours ago

My cat bites me and I love it. It's adorable. Don't disrespect the love bites.

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 9 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I wouldn't mind love bites if my kitten didn't always get her teeth under my nails and into the nail bed when she bits me. Such an asshole move.

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 4 hours ago

Damn, a creature specifically causing you maximum pain. Love the sheer energy of some cats (part of why I'm a dog person (or a catdog person, if you believe my pfp))