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The new name?
Ejaculate and Evacuate
Bust and Adjust
Shoot 'n Scoot
Cream and Cruise
Skeet & Skedaddle
Climax and make tracks
Jizz and Jet
Orga'm n scram
blow your load and hit the road
Nut and strut
Nut and bolt
shoot your jizz then out you is
What is with all this redditery 
You will find yersel in struggle session real quickly, with rotten behavior like that
HA HA CUM FUNNY 
Nuh nuh nuh no, it's not the CUM funny thing I hate, it's the fact they pattern it all like a group of giggling redditors
I'll be sure to submit all of my shit posts as top level comments from here on out.
Skeet & Yeet
Momma Mia & Diarrhea
Papa Pia and See 'Ya
Kum & Gone 
They're gonna finally change it to Cum and Go
& go
Kumback, please 
They've gone woke!! 
The west has fallen
Rename it to Sneed's.
Joe Biden's America
No nut November? Buddy I already dropped a little splurt earlier today 
Missed the chance to call the article either 'kame and went' or 'hit and quit'
KVM & GO
best post i saw toda
Alright comrades... everybody keep your eyes peeled.
I want to see a photo of a removed Kum sign in a dumpster as soon as possible.
Their future name?
Jizz and Split did better in the focus group
NOOO 
Not burger and never seen it but I'll miss it, RIP to an OG (my only impressions are from the absolutely glorious name)
kum & go will now be renamed to Get your dick sucked and fill up your big truck
How will we adjust to the new Kum & Shoo reality?
Today, I saw a van belonging to the "Kummer family" company. It was a good day.
Well that name would never work in the U.K. It’s probably a good thing.
you guys have Poundland, though.
And oddly we don’t find that funny. This would have the shit ripped out of it.
Westfalen...
the west has fallen
this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
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