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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 27 points 8 months ago

You forgot the part where we just kept mashing in the gun, over and over again, into the hole even as it poked through the wall and aimed the barrel at our forehead.

[-] xintrik@lemm.ee 16 points 8 months ago

I think these two barrels pointing at my head are entirely unrelated, honestly.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 8 months ago

Definitely unrelated .... here let's pull the trigger together.

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

"Definitely unrelated … here let’s pull the trigger together."

- 74 million voters

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

Can you prove the barrel is aimed at our forehead?!

99-100% isn’t 100%! I’ll believe it when I see the exit wound!

[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

Ok I'm poor and do everything I can. Stop lumping us all in. Billionaires are three ones fucking up the world. All my lifetime of conservation is undone in a day by a billionaire. I refuse to take equal blame

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

Billionaires are three ones

Pretty much, give or take a handful. It’s OK, the invisible hand of the free market will surely… trails off

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I just bought a car that consumes a lot more fuel than my previous one, but I won't have kids, so not even cycling vegans can compete with my carbon footprint reduction, only the childless ones.

[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

We could have been so much better.

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Billionaires: What do you mean? We are doing great 🥂

[-] pagenotfound@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

Maybe the reason we haven’t found extraterrestrial life is because they, too, as a civilization have failed to stop itself from self-destruction.

Perhaps this is the bitter and paradoxical nature of life. The struggle to exist but is doomed to go extinct.

[-] arrakark@10291998.xyz 6 points 8 months ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

It's unnerving. It causes clashes in my brainhole.

[-] Lemonparty@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

Yeah but to be accurate you should include a baby version of the cat and have the gun barrels aimed at him instead.

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 3 points 8 months ago

the cat

I feel old

[-] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 1 points 8 months ago

That is far more depressing than the original image, as presented.

[-] Kaboom@reddthat.com 3 points 8 months ago

What makes you think we'll die out? Sure billions will die, but we're like cockroaches, there'll be some left

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Just because we always have doesn't mean we always will.

We're managing our planet like a chronic drunk driver who's somehow never had a collision. "It's fine, I do this all the time!"

All it takes is on 'not fine' and the story's over.

I just hope whatever emerges from the ashes evolves to be a species that's less of a dickhead than humans. ...assuming anything emerges from the ashes; that isn't a guarantee either.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 months ago

That's because whatever we encountered, there were still places where humans could survive.

If Earth turns into an other Mars, that wouldn't be the case.

Maybe life would survive though. Hopefully.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's ... it's not like that at all.

It's a seemingly complicated Rube Goldberg machine with an enormous amount of other species extinctions before our own.

It's inefficient is that it is.
We need something more direct like the pictured solution. Other species deserve us getting efficient like that.

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 8 months ago

There's only one way to find out, hey let's GOOOOOO!💪🕜👉🫠

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Considering the direction global politics is taking, setting the planet on fire would be an act of mercy at this point.

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 8 months ago

No - bc the continual floods will keep putting them out:-).

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I was going to post some snark about not putting it past humanity to find a way to set the ocean on fire too, but... wait that sounds familiar... oh yeah, we've fucking done it already!

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 8 months ago

Well there you go: there is a bright side to all of this. One: fire produces light 🌞, hence "bright"😎 (groans in dad joke).

And two, humans are so creative! We really probably could find a way out of this mess, if only we would apply ourselves to doing so...

If only...

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

they are not natural, republicans are causing them with their tornado machines and hell portals

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