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imagine if people still took last names from their trade like fisher, smith and fletcher. imagine some guy introducing himself to you as jonathan podcaster
scribblestheunicorn
It’s him,,,
Ted Talker
Elon Nepobabyoligarchson.
The names Trent, Trent Shippinrecieven.
Hi my name is Colin Support
Etymology nerd on YouTube has a video on this! It's basically how we put people in our phones now, such as Alex (neighbor) and Alex (work), two names I actually have saved in my phone. They're more based on relationship than occupation now.
Edit: (neighbor) not (phone)
That makes sense considering in the past knowing who your town's baker or other role was mattered. Now a days you don't really know the names of the people you get food and things from so it's shifted now to more relationship based.
Especially, since you may not know their last name if it's a casual relationship.
María Tiktoker
John Uberdriver
Sam Gamereviewer
Shorten them and it works
Maria Toker
John Uber
Sam Vèiwer
I'd be Jimbo Bomber.
A lot cooler sounding than my real name.
I'm an industrial radiographer and usually called bombers.
Dang it and I was hoping you were What Bombs At Midnight.
Surf's up, space ponies! I'm making gravy without the lumps!
In the case of coppers it would be pretty convenient since they all go by their surname so they would all be, "Officer Pig", "Sergeant Pig", "Inspector Pig", "Detective Pig"
Imagine being the actual John Gamer.
John Fallout
war doesnt change
Oh, you guys are thinking small.
Peter Executive (a vassal of Andy CEO). Mary Anesthesiologist. Alice S. Theorist. William Credit Authorizer. James M. Researcher.
The worst part is that, fun as this is, I'm having flashbacks of every time I've said something along the lines of "Matt from HR" and realizing that's how that has always worked.
Renouned negotiator Matt Fromeichar
"The prefix "from" is how you know a family comes from the old middle class. Rich families used "the", as in "Jane TheCeo or Peter TheChairman."
"Working class families just don't get a prefix. That's why there are so many James Burgerkings out there".
I see Jack TheRipper in a whole new light now
David Searchengineoptimizer, Mary Marykaycosmeticssales, Oleg Disinformationandpropagandabotprogrammer.
Nobody thought Disinformationandpropagandabotprogrammer would be a good governor of California, but he ended up being more moderate than expected.
That's how I always refer to my sysadmin colleagues when talking to others. Chris and Steve Classrooms, Bill Proxmox (née Vmware), and I'm Jack Networks-Linux. Not real names of course.
No one at school was picked on more than Timmy OnlyFans.
Timmy Onlyfansson
Duh. Long day.
Look at me, I'm Bobby SitAtMyConputerAllDayAndAgeRapidly
Hello, I am Bob Bugmaker, your software developer for this project.
I'm Karl Projectmanager, and you're ruining my timelines
Hey guys, I'm Jeremy Queaye. Did you get the dozen similar tickets I posted before lunch? I have a few more...
We all remember Scam Bankrupt Fraud, right?
Peter Unemployed.
Shameless pluck for "Qualityland" by Mark-Uwe Kling.
Really enjoyed that (audio) book recently. Nothing really new but well told and an easy listen
The Management clan is huge.
And in 2027 there was a mass culling of the Private-Equity clan, when the revolution declared the entire family outlaw and they were hunted to the last junior.
It was ordained that the name of Private-Equity should be altogether abolished, and that the whole persons of that clan should renounce their name and take them some other name, and that they nor none of their posterity should call themselves Private-Equity or Investor under pain of death
Dolores del BullshitJob. Or Lola Shitposta.
Please see the excellent book "Jennifer Government" for a prescient look at where things are heading.
Imagine Tony Head of Sales and Managment
can someone help me make "janitor" sound like a fancy French name pls
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