I know we're riding high on this dude getting got and that we all wish this would happen more often.
all i'm saying is don't post anything you wouldn't want read out in a courtroom. 
are watching
To any feds reading this:
Quit your job or do something awesome to make them fire you, or you're a loser sorry to say
Everybody is a disciplined ML until the hot new propaganda of the deed drops
The erudite and sensible part of my brain is like "this could have some unforeseen consequences"
My primitive lizard hindbrain is going 
I for one am glad he's dead and hope he's the first of many. Read that out in a courtroom, and I challenge you to find a juror who hasn't had at least one family member fucked over by these ghouls and wouldn't feel the same. #JuryNullification. Now they can't read this post out loud, and if they try to redact that part I'll say it out loud for them.
Just write #juryNullification every other word to make sure
That jury of peers
Imagine being paid to make the world a worse place for everyone. Imagine that being your legacy.
I guess Feds have that in common with Insurance CEOs.
Please read this in a courtroom 
Death to all slaveowners, landlords, CEOs, billionaires, and their neoliberal pets
Its not adventurism if you don't get caught 
Hello federal agent peepeepooopoo cum
Idk they're gonna have their hands full. The nursing subreddit is delighted that this guy got got
That makes perfect sense. It must be horrible to be a healthcare professional and be prevented from giving sick and desperate people the care they need, especially when you know it is to line the pockets of vampires like this guy.
read this out in the courtroom: "google jury nullification"
Unfortunately that's why they use Grand juries all the time: They have a predetermined result and just need a minimal amount of assent.
Yeah, it's obviously a terrible idea to post things like that on a public forum. You save those thoughts for your manif— [muffled sounds of struggling]
Sent from Mdewakanton Dakota lands / Sept. 29 1837
Treaty with the Sioux of September 29th, 1837
"We Will Talk of Nothing Else": Dakota Interpretations of the Treaty of 1837
Prosecutor: Bureaucrat, it looks like you were caught posting pictures of the same 'whatchamacallit' that was used to kill Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe in response to the death of Mr. Thompson. Do you find this funny?
Me: Actually, it's called a 'doohickey' 
and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
Do all bureaucrats/bureaucats have to show up and answer the questions simultaneously? Just thinking about the logistics of this.
A different bureaucrat gets to go to each court date and is provided notes on what the last one said 20 minutes prior, we draw straws for jury summons, and the least vulnerable goes to prison first.
I mean yeah it's basic opsec, if you're going to do something spicy you keep your mouth shut and don't blab about it all over social media.
Yeah, I ain't doing shit, but I'm drunk and cheering from the nosebleed section! RIP BOZO!!!
the one crime i don't celebrate is, by process of elimination, the one i did
rude thing to call the admins
Maybe United Healthcare will let their insurance cards cover toothpaste now.
Adventures are always more fun when you have a Party.
cope and seethe.
To any feds looking. I was the murderer.
No, I am murderer.
no, me
are Sparticus
No, I did it, how dare you take this away from me
What did the bicyclist say to the UnitedHealthcare CEO?
punchline
You're fired 
I hope they make me read this in court. I want it to happen.
Check out this unedited comment I made about 2 weeks ago:
UnitedHealth is pure evil. If anyone ever burns down UnitedHealth facilities or murders anyone in their executive leadership, just know that if I am on your jury you are going to be acquitted.
I wonder if my FBI agent is feeling like I'm nostradamus today as I cheer on the heroic shooter and subtly encourage copycats in a responsible and legal manner.
I'm giving up my turn with the lathe of heaven; @Krono@lemmy.today gets my turn
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
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