The new top post in this community. I hope everyone is proud of themselves. I know I am.

Is there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it's more than 6, but is Christian?

Yay! More small government and freedom!

The great Republican war on orgasms have begun.

Hypocrites! They do this tomfoolery but make classrooms hang up the approved lord and savior:

I don't know how to make a quote line but this one stood out to me and made me laugh.

"Parents do not consent to their children being exposed to obscene devices while shopping for toothpaste."

What stores sell toothpaste next to adult toys?

Government so small it can fit in your bedroom!

How were they enforcing this?

Yes. Texas bans the possession of or promoting use of more than six dildos.

It does make exceptions for people who have the multiples of the device for medical and law enforcement purposes.

Lmao. Police officers can legally use an array of didos for 'law enforcement'.

You'll be arrested if you cheer them on for it tho...

BUT if you can prove it's medically necessary; you're welcome to have a cornucopia of rubber cocks.

Is there a shortage of dildos in Texas that they need such laws to stop hoarding?

*trying to buy salad ingredients for the family cookout*

The cashier: sorry state prevents us from selling more than 5 cucumbers at a time.