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[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 43 points 3 days ago

I genuinely do not doubt that they are attempting to manufacture consent for this because they know global warming will necessitate moving north.

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 36 points 3 days ago

do it, unleash the quebecois on new york

infinite francofication on new england

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 32 points 3 days ago

Libs are going to drive themselves insane for four years.

Y’all understand he’s not joking right? RIGHT?

[...]

“You shouldn’t pay him attention he’s clearly trolling” yeah just like he was trolling about voter fraud right before inciting an insurrection

https://subium.com/profile/santiagomayer.com/post/3lf6vz573z22s

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 46 points 3 days ago

an "invasion of canada" on the same level of the "insurrection at the capitol" would be the funniest fucking thing ever

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

A couple months from now?...

My beautiful, beautiful boaters - I love you. And you got a job. A big, important job. Go to the border of Canada now in your boats is best. I hereby deputize you - I can do that I'm the president - to be the leaders of my Regular People Canada Invasion Force...

[-] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago

That is more or less how the US invasion of Cuba (1898) went isn't it?

[-] TheDrink@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago

Trudeau reveals that he's been Castro's son the whole time by repelling the Bay of Crackers invasion.

[-] Murple_27@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 days ago

This is how The War of 1812 went.

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago

Greenland just casually yeeted off the map, guess Trump doesn't want it THAT bad

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 27 points 3 days ago

I like the ones where they divide us up into states and don't realize that half the northern states would have double digit populations

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago

Can't even include the Gulf of America

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago
[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

Chat, is this real?

[-] Mastershelf@lemmy.one 16 points 3 days ago

Canada has the fifth most oil reserves in the world. ~~Invasion~~ Annexation is inevitable.

[-] sexywheat@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

But we sell it to them for cheap anyway. Canada is the #1 source for oil that yankees buy, and our dollar is worth less than 0.70 USD right now.

[-] OperationOgre@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

Trump is in his Teddy Roosevelt arc

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

Anybody here watch the awful Chuck Norris movie "Invasion USA"?

There's a scene where the bad guy bazookas a bunch of houses with Christmas trees.

Because it's Florida so there's no snow or anything else to show it's Christmas. It's ridiculous.

That's all I can think of with this "annexing Canada" bullshit.

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