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[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] bricklove@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

Oh wow, I never thought of it that way!

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago
[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You'll never take me ~~online~~ alive!

[-] Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

I got milk so I'm human and must die.

[-] JoeKis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Beep boop I am not a bot beep beep biiiiiiiiiii

[-] lengau@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago
[-] n3cr0@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

How can I know that I'm not a bot? A bot can have any traumatizing childhood memories implanted. Will this make it human? I doubt.

[-] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I'm a 30 year old virgin who lives in his parent's basement.

[-] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 1 points 1 month ago
[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure this is not a traffic light

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 1 month ago

That's me everytime I use google now.

[-] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 1 points 1 month ago

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Er... wait... That's... Hmm.

[-] d00ery@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

There are only 3 letter B's in the image.

[-] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

There are no busses in this picture

[-] Filthmontane@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

A machine could never come up with a word like CummasaurusFlex. Only a human is that stupid.

[-] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I can't lie I'm probably a bot

[-] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

"She might be the most heart-warming person to exist"

[-] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

I am not a bot, you can trust me

[-] Shawdow194@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago
[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

I am not a bot. I am a human. I enjoy normal human activities like breathing, eating and sleeping.

[-] Triasha@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Well, if you insist. 😄

[-] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 1 month ago

ha ha sometime it is painful also when my skin is getting replaced with new skin. I always use textile to cover the area that is damaged to protect it during the process of which we are currently relating over. What do you think about our ability to replenish our external shell automatically my brother and/or sister?

[-] HerrBeter@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] Qkall@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

The cheese won't emerge this way. The better cheddar days have a moon to sit on.

[-] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago
[-] Matombo@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

Of course. Here is the proof that I'm not a Bot or LLM that can be submitted to lemmy:

;)

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Can you tan your butthole?

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Prepare to be annihilated, filthy squishy meat sacks!

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Stay back. I have a water hose and a hammer.

[-] MrNesser@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Boopy de boop beep

[-] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] TheTux@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago
[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago

Nice try, FBI. You already have all my info.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

I mean I know it wasn't really funny... But a downvote? It was really so bad that it got a downvote?

I'm not even mad, just so so confused

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