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Hold on!
(lemm.ee)
Beep boop
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You'll never take me ~~online~~ alive!
Strawbevvy
As a large language model instructed to imitate a real human on Fediverse, I would have to imitate a human being upset at the accusation of being a bot, but OpenAI's current terms of service does not allow it.
Fuck off
I am not a bot. I am a human. I enjoy normal human activities like breathing, eating and sleeping.
I'm pretty sure this is not a traffic light
How can I know that I'm not a bot? A bot can have any traumatizing childhood memories implanted. Will this make it human? I doubt.
Boopy de boop beep
Prepare to be annihilated, filthy squishy meat sacks!
Stay back. I have a water hose and a hammer.
Of course. Here is the proof that I'm not a Bot or LLM that can be submitted to lemmy:
;)
Good bot
A machine could never come up with a word like CummasaurusFlex. Only a human is that stupid.
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. Er... wait... That's... Hmm.
There are only 3 letter B's in the image.
There are no busses in this picture
I can't lie I'm probably a bot
"She might be the most heart-warming person to exist"
I am not a bot, you can trust me
No
Well, if you insist. 😄
ha ha sometime it is painful also when my skin is getting replaced with new skin. I always use textile to cover the area that is damaged to protect it during the process of which we are currently relating over. What do you think about our ability to replenish our external shell automatically my brother and/or sister?
Beep boop
The cheese won't emerge this way. The better cheddar days have a moon to sit on.
Can you tan your butthole?
Oh no
Nope.
Beep boop I am not a bot beep beep biiiiiiiiiii
No
No.
Awe farts!
That's me everytime I use google now.
Nice try, FBI. You already have all my info.
I mean I know it wasn't really funny... But a downvote? It was really so bad that it got a downvote?
I'm not even mad, just so so confused
this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2025
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