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[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 95 points 2 weeks ago

100% an astrology daughter. like a third of everybody believe in astrology anyway, so she'll receive plenty of support from her peers.

nft son is just going to... I mean, that doesn't end well.

[-] nimpnin@sopuli.xyz 59 points 2 weeks ago

You ruined my day by reminding me that a third of people believe in astrology

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Right?! As long as it's not the Nazi version of astrology

[-] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 weeks ago

Well there is the Nazi version of nft sons... So... I guess even then... I guess... I take the Nazi astrology daughter... And then I blame myself for being a bad parent who failed to teach them properly morals.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Odds are that the Nazi astrology daughter would marry a nazi nft son...

[-] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago

So you are saying, I get to choose between Nazi nft son and Nazi nft son In law... I guess either way, I get one. What is more embarrassing that my daughter would choose a nft bro or that my son is a nft bro? I guess the former as it involves 2 people.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

In law? No, no, the siblings marry.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

There is a nazi version of nft sons and a nazi adjacent version. I'm not aware of a third one

[-] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 weeks ago

a third of everyone

I hope not. I don't want to see the data. Just this once, lie to me if you have to.

But still astrology daughter. Nft son is ... I don't want to have my money stolen to gamble in a scam casino. I intend to be able to send my astrology daughter to university and if my nft son does what nft sons do, I can't.

[-] udon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, around a third, or to be more precise everyone born between May and August.

[-] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

That is so Taurus, Geminis, cancers, Leos, virgos! So typical! Am I right?

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

It’s 70% of the US, would explain a lot

[-] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

where is this data from? i can't seriously believe it even if it is the us

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

I just googled it, so take it with a grain of salt

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

There's a path from nft son to incel that's scary. Astrology daughter easy.

[-] nimpnin@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah I'd rather not have allergy-denying magical thinkers poisoning me with peanuts

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[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 67 points 2 weeks ago

Astrology daughter. Nft son is stupid, and probably a jackass. Astrology daughter likely has her heart in the right place and just thinks it's a fun little thing.

[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 42 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Astrology daughter might have her heart in the right place but she's still stupid, and her prejudiced woo-woo beliefs are going to end up hurting people and society.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 weeks ago

Chill down! You sound almost like a Taurus!

[-] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

I don't believe in astrology. I'm a Sagittarius and we're sceptical.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sure

But compared to an nft son, a lot less.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Astrology is literally older than the Assyrian Empire, that grift is eternal.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I wish I could see NFT's as just a fun little thing tbh. But nft sons have ruined that.

[-] pjwestin@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago

Astrology daughter. NFT son will be bankrupt in your basement, no matter what. Astrology daughter might marry a rich guy.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Only if he's not a Taurus. No amount of money can get Mercury back in alignment.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

But the Taurus was sold under the Ford brand. The Mercury version was called the Sable.

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

And if she doesn't, she hopefully tries to be a kind person and sell pretty gems.

[-] Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

And if not, it's saturns fault that she's an insufferable cunt

[-] hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago

Both are recoverable but the astrology daughter is much cheaper to handle. Tarot, crystals, and star charts don't eat retirement funds.

Daughter with a Psychic, much tougher call.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

How about daughter who is a psychic?

[-] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Shou@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Psychiatry is expensive yeah.

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

Astrology daughter won’t try and destabilize the world with star charts

[-] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 20 points 2 weeks ago

Both equally insufferable, but NFT son is more consequentially risky.

[-] Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

If you believe in something like astrology, chances are high that you also get scammed by nft

[-] sanderium@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 weeks ago
[-] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Geobloke@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago

Child neglect is probably the cause

[-] Preflight_Tomato@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago

Astrology daughter;

+less money lost to scams

+less likely to engage with bro culture

-more likely to engage with crystals, vibrations, homeopathy, etc..

+less cringe

[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Much more likely astrology daughter is engaging with crystals and vibrations from a more spiritual sense without zealotry, and purely for the joy it brings them. Homeopathy probably because western medicine is a miserable experience for women...

So yeah, those aren't exactly red flags at first glance.

NFTs however... Don't ever talk to me again.

[-] sciawp@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago

astrology son and nft daughter

[-] eupraxia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

astrology nft or son daughter?

[-] Venator@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Definitely son daughter.

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Nft, i can laugh as crashes his savings again and again

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